1 00:00:06,782 --> 00:00:09,782 (rhythmic drumming) 2 00:01:15,167 --> 00:01:17,834 - You looking at my girlfriend?! 3 00:01:18,740 --> 00:01:19,873 You, I'm talking to you! 4 00:01:19,873 --> 00:01:21,026 - No. 5 00:01:21,026 --> 00:01:23,275 - I caught you looking at my girlfriend, didn't I? 6 00:01:23,275 --> 00:01:24,939 Her, over there, you were looking at her. 7 00:01:24,939 --> 00:01:26,909 - No, no, no no no. 8 00:01:26,909 --> 00:01:29,556 - Think she's pretty hot don't you? 9 00:01:29,556 --> 00:01:30,389 - No? 10 00:01:30,389 --> 00:01:31,518 - Oh you don't? 11 00:01:31,518 --> 00:01:33,712 You don't think my hot girlfriend's hot? 12 00:01:33,712 --> 00:01:34,879 - No, I'm gay. 13 00:01:38,050 --> 00:01:39,133 - You're gay? 14 00:01:40,217 --> 00:01:41,050 - Yeah? 15 00:01:43,503 --> 00:01:46,273 - You like to suck dick? 16 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:47,106 - Yeah. 17 00:01:49,412 --> 00:01:51,579 - Say I like to suck dick. 18 00:01:54,776 --> 00:01:56,609 - I like to suck dick. 19 00:02:00,174 --> 00:02:01,007 - Faggot. 20 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:05,840 (rhythmic drumming) 21 00:02:18,156 --> 00:02:19,379 - I need an alignment. 22 00:02:19,379 --> 00:02:22,773 I know this because the car's pulling to the left. 23 00:02:22,773 --> 00:02:24,545 I mean I don't know much about cars, 24 00:02:24,545 --> 00:02:26,047 but I know that I need an alignment 25 00:02:26,047 --> 00:02:28,163 'cause the car's pulling to the left. 26 00:02:28,163 --> 00:02:29,657 What I also know is that I don't 27 00:02:29,657 --> 00:02:31,991 need something like an oil filter 28 00:02:31,991 --> 00:02:34,649 and an oil change, I don't need that. 29 00:02:34,649 --> 00:02:36,143 I don't need an air filter. 30 00:02:36,143 --> 00:02:38,121 I don't need an air freshener! 31 00:02:38,121 --> 00:02:40,002 I just need an alignment because 32 00:02:40,002 --> 00:02:42,585 the car is pulling to the left. 33 00:02:43,890 --> 00:02:44,973 Nothing else. 34 00:02:46,069 --> 00:02:47,475 I don't need anything else, I don't 35 00:02:47,475 --> 00:02:49,668 wanna pay for anything else, I've been screwed 36 00:02:49,668 --> 00:02:53,668 by mechanics my whole life, my whole adult life. 37 00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:56,506 I don't need a carburetor, I don't 38 00:02:56,506 --> 00:02:59,089 need anything but an alignment. 39 00:03:00,109 --> 00:03:02,404 Are we on the same page? 40 00:03:02,404 --> 00:03:05,987 All right, now please go fix my shitty car. 41 00:03:12,833 --> 00:03:16,166 (dramatic violin music) 42 00:03:57,456 --> 00:03:59,873 (rock music) 43 00:04:09,719 --> 00:04:12,068 ♫ Well I'm down 44 00:04:12,068 --> 00:04:16,182 ♫ Don't you wrestle me to the Earth now 45 00:04:16,182 --> 00:04:18,585 ♫ Well I'm down 46 00:04:18,585 --> 00:04:22,752 ♫ And I'm collapsing through the Earth now 47 00:04:23,837 --> 00:04:26,816 ♫ I'm down on the ground 48 00:04:26,816 --> 00:04:30,002 ♫ And I'm clowning around 49 00:04:30,002 --> 00:04:33,364 ♫ Well I'm down on the ground 50 00:04:33,364 --> 00:04:36,549 ♫ And I'm clowning around 51 00:04:36,549 --> 00:04:38,395 ♫ Down 52 00:04:38,395 --> 00:04:42,335 ♫ Don't you wrestle me to the Earth now 53 00:04:42,335 --> 00:04:44,846 ♫ Well I'm down 54 00:04:44,846 --> 00:04:49,013 ♫ And I'm collapsing through the Earth now 55 00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:53,085 ♫ Down on the ground 56 00:04:53,085 --> 00:04:56,196 ♫ And I'm clowning around 57 00:04:56,196 --> 00:04:59,501 ♫ Well I'm down on the ground 58 00:04:59,501 --> 00:05:02,199 ♫ And I'm clowning around 59 00:05:02,199 --> 00:05:05,315 ♫ Well I'm down 60 00:05:05,315 --> 00:05:08,571 ♫ Well I'm down 61 00:05:08,571 --> 00:05:11,981 ♫ Well I'm down 62 00:05:11,981 --> 00:05:14,648 ♫ Well I'm down 63 00:05:15,859 --> 00:05:18,522 ♫ Well I'm down, well I'm down, well I'm down 64 00:05:18,522 --> 00:05:21,764 ♫ On the ground, well I'm down, on the ground 65 00:05:21,764 --> 00:05:24,117 ♫ Well I'm down, well I'm down 66 00:05:24,117 --> 00:05:28,284 ♫ Well I'm down, well I'm down ♫ 67 00:05:35,277 --> 00:05:38,610 (acoustic guitar music) 68 00:05:39,676 --> 00:05:41,465 - [Sarah] I don't know. 69 00:05:41,465 --> 00:05:43,238 I'm just bored. 70 00:05:43,238 --> 00:05:44,321 Really bored. 71 00:05:46,405 --> 00:05:50,373 You know, you haven't seen my new place. 72 00:05:50,373 --> 00:05:52,049 You can come over. 73 00:05:52,049 --> 00:05:54,438 Anytime, I mean I'm an adult. 74 00:05:54,438 --> 00:05:55,537 You're an adult. 75 00:05:55,537 --> 00:05:57,037 We're both adults. 76 00:05:58,982 --> 00:06:00,529 Cool! 77 00:06:00,529 --> 00:06:02,029 I'll see you soon. 78 00:06:14,198 --> 00:06:16,079 It's good to see you. 79 00:06:16,079 --> 00:06:18,859 - [Lenny] It's good to see you too. 80 00:06:18,859 --> 00:06:21,388 - [Sarah] How long has it been? 81 00:06:21,388 --> 00:06:23,377 - Shit, I don't know. 82 00:06:23,377 --> 00:06:24,210 10 months? 83 00:06:25,788 --> 00:06:29,398 - I think it's been more like a year and 10 months. 84 00:06:29,398 --> 00:06:30,231 - Sorry. 85 00:06:31,387 --> 00:06:33,137 I lose track of time. 86 00:06:33,988 --> 00:06:36,624 I lose track of everything. 87 00:06:36,624 --> 00:06:38,124 - Well come on in. 88 00:06:44,595 --> 00:06:46,928 - So when did you move here? 89 00:06:47,827 --> 00:06:48,660 It's nice. 90 00:06:49,669 --> 00:06:52,199 I'm glad you finally got your own place. 91 00:06:52,199 --> 00:06:55,571 - [Sarah] About five, six months ago. 92 00:06:55,571 --> 00:06:56,571 It suits me. 93 00:07:04,533 --> 00:07:06,450 So take your shoes off. 94 00:07:07,478 --> 00:07:09,224 Stay awhile. 95 00:07:09,224 --> 00:07:12,327 - [Lenny] (nervous laugh) Sorry. 96 00:07:12,327 --> 00:07:13,410 I don't know. 97 00:07:16,672 --> 00:07:17,505 - Sit! 98 00:07:25,382 --> 00:07:26,465 - So my band. 99 00:07:29,287 --> 00:07:32,085 We're still playing gigs and all. 100 00:07:32,085 --> 00:07:33,354 - I know. 101 00:07:33,354 --> 00:07:35,289 I like you on Facebook. 102 00:07:35,289 --> 00:07:39,283 - Oh yeah, you're always one step ahead of me. 103 00:07:39,283 --> 00:07:41,033 - I like to think so. 104 00:07:58,099 --> 00:07:58,932 - So... 105 00:08:01,311 --> 00:08:03,219 What have you been up to? 106 00:08:03,219 --> 00:08:04,755 - Really? 107 00:08:04,755 --> 00:08:08,447 - (chuckles) I know, it's a lame question, 108 00:08:08,447 --> 00:08:10,197 but it's still valid. 109 00:08:11,945 --> 00:08:12,778 - Well... 110 00:08:14,473 --> 00:08:15,806 I got a new job. 111 00:08:16,937 --> 00:08:19,754 I like it a lot more than the old one. 112 00:08:19,754 --> 00:08:23,254 - So you didn't like making fried chicken? 113 00:08:24,584 --> 00:08:25,962 - At one point I forgot where 114 00:08:25,962 --> 00:08:27,602 the grease ended and I began. 115 00:08:27,602 --> 00:08:30,614 (laughing) 116 00:08:30,614 --> 00:08:33,276 - So where are you working now? 117 00:08:33,276 --> 00:08:34,859 - Well, data entry. 118 00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:39,720 I know it sounds lame, but the pay 119 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:42,890 is great and I get vacation time. 120 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:45,640 Mostly I just read blogs all day. 121 00:08:46,755 --> 00:08:47,922 - Fair enough. 122 00:08:49,608 --> 00:08:52,290 I'm still working the same shit job. 123 00:08:52,290 --> 00:08:54,290 Writing songs, you know. 124 00:08:56,876 --> 00:08:59,396 - That sounds almost like a good thing. 125 00:08:59,396 --> 00:09:00,229 - Yeah. 126 00:09:01,327 --> 00:09:02,160 Yeah. 127 00:09:06,528 --> 00:09:09,104 So how's everything else been? 128 00:09:09,104 --> 00:09:11,748 - Oh you know, move out on your own, 129 00:09:11,748 --> 00:09:14,240 date a total asshole or three, 130 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:15,726 then sit in your living room late 131 00:09:15,726 --> 00:09:17,809 at night watching reruns. 132 00:09:19,811 --> 00:09:21,478 - Is it that simple? 133 00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:24,356 - I'd like to think so. 134 00:09:24,356 --> 00:09:27,359 Nothing really noteworthy about the assholes. 135 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:28,192 - Really? 136 00:09:29,124 --> 00:09:31,039 I find that hard to believe. 137 00:09:31,039 --> 00:09:33,226 I've dated my fair share of crazy people 138 00:09:33,226 --> 00:09:37,382 and they're by far the most interesting. 139 00:09:37,382 --> 00:09:39,139 - Is that so? 140 00:09:39,139 --> 00:09:41,991 - There's this girl I met at work. 141 00:09:41,991 --> 00:09:43,491 She was very cute. 142 00:09:46,534 --> 00:09:48,117 Her name was Sarah. 143 00:09:49,170 --> 00:09:51,240 - Hope that's a coincidence. 144 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:53,059 - It's a common name. 145 00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:55,226 It's a really common name. 146 00:09:57,385 --> 00:10:01,580 She was very very pretty, incredibly sweet. 147 00:10:01,580 --> 00:10:04,386 We liked the same bands and the same movies. 148 00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:05,709 But there was something about 149 00:10:05,709 --> 00:10:08,376 her that I just couldn't ignore. 150 00:10:09,381 --> 00:10:11,125 - [Sarah] She was missing an eye? 151 00:10:11,125 --> 00:10:13,229 That's pretty shallow of you. 152 00:10:13,229 --> 00:10:16,345 - [Lenny] Give me a minute to save my honor. 153 00:10:16,345 --> 00:10:18,414 - I really need to talk to you about something. 154 00:10:18,414 --> 00:10:19,497 - What is it? 155 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:22,183 - I've had a lot of fun hanging out with you, 156 00:10:22,183 --> 00:10:25,350 but I think maybe it's run its course. 157 00:10:26,556 --> 00:10:27,798 - You must be joking, we have such 158 00:10:27,798 --> 00:10:29,443 a good time together. 159 00:10:29,443 --> 00:10:30,776 - I know, but... 160 00:10:34,404 --> 00:10:36,743 I just, I don't feel like I'm 161 00:10:36,743 --> 00:10:39,756 where I wanna be right now. 162 00:10:39,756 --> 00:10:42,194 - Is this because of my eye? 163 00:10:42,194 --> 00:10:43,027 - No! 164 00:10:44,877 --> 00:10:47,701 Why does it always have to fall back on that? 165 00:10:47,701 --> 00:10:49,016 - Well what is it? 166 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:50,683 Answer me, honestly. 167 00:10:51,977 --> 00:10:54,604 - It's not because of your eye! 168 00:10:54,604 --> 00:10:56,195 - I've always asked you for your honesty and 169 00:10:56,195 --> 00:10:59,822 you've always given it to me, so tell me now. 170 00:10:59,822 --> 00:11:02,530 - It isn't your eye patch. 171 00:11:02,530 --> 00:11:04,941 It's your eye patch and your voice. 172 00:11:04,941 --> 00:11:06,095 - What?! 173 00:11:06,095 --> 00:11:09,593 - It's just the combination, it's... 174 00:11:09,593 --> 00:11:11,907 It's so difficult. 175 00:11:11,907 --> 00:11:13,706 - You asshole! 176 00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:15,370 - Please don't take it the wrong way, 177 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,953 I mean you're great, it's just, 178 00:11:19,140 --> 00:11:21,326 it's starting to get to me. 179 00:11:21,326 --> 00:11:22,929 - You're a piece of shit! 180 00:11:22,929 --> 00:11:24,801 - You told me to be honest! 181 00:11:24,801 --> 00:11:26,132 - Well I'm sorry my disability 182 00:11:26,132 --> 00:11:28,145 and my accent disgust you. 183 00:11:28,145 --> 00:11:32,483 - God, it's not that, you aren't disgusting, 184 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:34,066 no no no, I mean... 185 00:11:36,418 --> 00:11:38,117 It's kinda funny, you know? 186 00:11:38,117 --> 00:11:39,367 - Funny? 187 00:11:39,367 --> 00:11:42,275 What's that supposed to mean? 188 00:11:42,275 --> 00:11:43,442 - It's like... 189 00:11:44,406 --> 00:11:46,988 It's like you're a supervillain or something. 190 00:11:46,988 --> 00:11:48,833 - You fucking cunt! 191 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,400 - You wanted to know! 192 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:51,793 - I swear Lenard, if it's the last thing 193 00:11:51,793 --> 00:11:53,934 I do, I will have my revenge on you. 194 00:11:53,934 --> 00:11:56,184 (laughing) 195 00:11:59,398 --> 00:12:01,124 - This isn't helping, you sound 196 00:12:01,124 --> 00:12:03,364 like a villain from Diehard. 197 00:12:03,364 --> 00:12:05,516 (laughing) 198 00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:07,567 - You're the biggest asshole I've ever met. 199 00:12:07,567 --> 00:12:08,484 I hate you! 200 00:12:10,861 --> 00:12:13,111 (laughing) 201 00:12:14,118 --> 00:12:16,286 - Goodbye! 202 00:12:16,286 --> 00:12:19,165 - [Sarah even pronounce it right! 203 00:12:19,165 --> 00:12:21,425 - Not gonna lie, kinda a dick move. 204 00:12:21,425 --> 00:12:23,675 (laughing) 205 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:29,513 - When she asked me how my day was, it felt 206 00:12:29,513 --> 00:12:33,345 like I was being interrogated by the enemy. 207 00:12:33,345 --> 00:12:35,845 I'm talking 50s spy movie bad. 208 00:12:37,187 --> 00:12:38,619 If she were Russian I wouldn't 209 00:12:38,619 --> 00:12:41,703 have even bothered being friends with her. 210 00:12:41,703 --> 00:12:44,126 That's nothing though. 211 00:12:44,126 --> 00:12:48,239 I'm not sure how to start this one, so I'll just start. 212 00:12:48,239 --> 00:12:50,577 So I met this girl Sarah. 213 00:12:50,577 --> 00:12:52,494 Wow, that's two Sarahs. 214 00:12:53,781 --> 00:12:56,615 - [Sarah] I guess it is a pretty common name. 215 00:12:56,615 --> 00:12:57,782 - [Lenny] Well she and I met at 216 00:12:57,782 --> 00:13:00,155 this goth nightclub and really hit it off, 217 00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:01,710 so we met up and went to dinner and 218 00:13:01,710 --> 00:13:05,175 ended up hanging out for two weeks nonstop. 219 00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:06,624 Nothing too crazy, we'd make out 220 00:13:06,624 --> 00:13:08,377 a little bit here and there. 221 00:13:08,377 --> 00:13:10,144 So one night we go back to her place, 222 00:13:10,144 --> 00:13:11,624 she tells me she's going to use 223 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,287 the bathroom, she'll be just a minute. 224 00:13:14,287 --> 00:13:16,203 So I'm chilling on her bed waiting. 225 00:13:16,203 --> 00:13:18,733 When she comes to the door... 226 00:13:18,733 --> 00:13:22,373 Girls never surprise me like this. 227 00:13:22,373 --> 00:13:25,061 (speaking Spanish) 228 00:13:25,061 --> 00:13:27,590 (record scratches) 229 00:13:27,590 --> 00:13:28,423 I know. 230 00:13:29,665 --> 00:13:30,998 - What happened? 231 00:13:31,870 --> 00:13:34,660 - I tried to get into it. 232 00:13:34,660 --> 00:13:37,160 I really tried to get into it. 233 00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:40,691 I tried as hard as I could. 234 00:13:40,691 --> 00:13:43,274 I was just way too freaked out. 235 00:13:44,234 --> 00:13:47,609 She tried to put me in a figure four leglock. 236 00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:50,318 Do you have any idea how awkward that is? 237 00:13:50,318 --> 00:13:51,920 - You're making this up. 238 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:53,753 - I wish I was, Jesus. 239 00:13:54,717 --> 00:13:57,800 - So how about your first girlfriend? 240 00:14:01,312 --> 00:14:03,436 - We dare not speak her name. 241 00:14:03,436 --> 00:14:06,586 - Stop it, it couldn't have been that bad. 242 00:14:06,586 --> 00:14:08,336 - You think that now. 243 00:14:09,302 --> 00:14:10,885 You think that now. 244 00:14:13,389 --> 00:14:14,682 What about you, I mean you're not 245 00:14:14,682 --> 00:14:16,444 giving me any information here. 246 00:14:16,444 --> 00:14:18,696 - What do you wanna know? 247 00:14:18,696 --> 00:14:21,863 - How'd you meet your first boyfriend? 248 00:14:23,410 --> 00:14:25,175 - That's easy. 249 00:14:25,175 --> 00:14:27,694 We met in American History class. 250 00:14:27,694 --> 00:14:29,791 We had four really great months, 251 00:14:29,791 --> 00:14:33,535 but when senior year ended, so did we. 252 00:14:33,535 --> 00:14:35,868 It was good while it lasted. 253 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:38,293 - Wait a second. 254 00:14:38,293 --> 00:14:42,395 (acoustic guitar music) 255 00:14:42,395 --> 00:14:44,195 I was your first boyfriend? 256 00:14:44,195 --> 00:14:45,028 - Yup. 257 00:14:46,579 --> 00:14:47,496 - So you... 258 00:14:48,724 --> 00:14:51,127 - Lost my virginity to you? 259 00:14:51,127 --> 00:14:53,044 That would be the case. 260 00:14:54,759 --> 00:14:58,277 Relax, I mean we all had to lose it at some point. 261 00:14:58,277 --> 00:15:02,110 I'm surprised you didn't know, I was terrible. 262 00:15:04,829 --> 00:15:06,246 - No you weren't. 263 00:15:07,131 --> 00:15:08,549 It was really good. 264 00:15:08,549 --> 00:15:11,632 Some of the best times I've ever had. 265 00:15:13,494 --> 00:15:15,994 - So why did we break up then? 266 00:15:17,290 --> 00:15:18,540 - I don't know. 267 00:15:19,387 --> 00:15:22,715 Guess I didn't wanna settle down. 268 00:15:22,715 --> 00:15:25,298 My band was playing a lot more. 269 00:15:27,297 --> 00:15:28,772 I guess I thought I was gonna 270 00:15:28,772 --> 00:15:31,256 be in LA in a few months. 271 00:15:31,256 --> 00:15:34,205 I shouldn't get too attached. 272 00:15:34,205 --> 00:15:35,038 I'm sorry. 273 00:15:36,032 --> 00:15:37,199 - That's okay. 274 00:15:38,319 --> 00:15:42,252 The water's sincerely under the bridge. 275 00:15:42,252 --> 00:15:43,996 But spill it. 276 00:15:43,996 --> 00:15:46,507 Tell me about your first girlfriend. 277 00:15:46,507 --> 00:15:48,972 - [Lenny] After my latest trip to South Africa, 278 00:15:48,972 --> 00:15:50,870 I'd become completely enthralled by 279 00:15:50,870 --> 00:15:53,040 this puzzle box I had gotten from a 280 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:57,440 supposed sorcerer turned roadside merchant. 281 00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:01,021 I spent hours and hours a day trying to solve it. 282 00:16:01,021 --> 00:16:02,104 When I did... 283 00:16:03,368 --> 00:16:06,035 (ominous music) 284 00:16:12,907 --> 00:16:17,074 She rose in front of me in all her glory and power. 285 00:16:18,964 --> 00:16:21,797 - We have such sights to show you. 286 00:16:23,201 --> 00:16:28,151 - (laughs) So that's how you met. 287 00:16:28,151 --> 00:16:30,284 - That's how I remember it. 288 00:16:30,284 --> 00:16:32,082 - We're dropping this aren't we? 289 00:16:32,082 --> 00:16:32,915 - Yeah. 290 00:16:35,727 --> 00:16:39,560 - I've been sitting all day, so my back hurts. 291 00:16:42,338 --> 00:16:44,230 Would you mind, would you care 292 00:16:44,230 --> 00:16:46,038 moving this to the bedroom? 293 00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:47,289 - Yes? 294 00:16:47,289 --> 00:16:50,622 (acoustic guitar music) 295 00:16:54,423 --> 00:16:56,656 They aren't all so scary. 296 00:16:56,656 --> 00:16:59,039 - I was starting to worry. 297 00:16:59,039 --> 00:17:00,912 - [Lenny] I was friends with Liz. 298 00:17:00,912 --> 00:17:03,881 She was this absolutely beautiful girl. 299 00:17:03,881 --> 00:17:06,857 We'd been friends for easily two years. 300 00:17:06,857 --> 00:17:09,388 We started hanging out one on one. 301 00:17:09,388 --> 00:17:11,438 We went hiking together. 302 00:17:11,438 --> 00:17:14,105 I'd like to think it was a date. 303 00:17:21,984 --> 00:17:23,749 - You're slow. 304 00:17:23,749 --> 00:17:24,582 - Huh? 305 00:17:29,066 --> 00:17:31,816 All the guys told me you're fast. 306 00:17:34,832 --> 00:17:38,198 ♫ As it never happened before 307 00:17:38,198 --> 00:17:41,009 ♫ Or at least that's what I keep telling myself 308 00:17:41,009 --> 00:17:41,842 - Damn it. 309 00:17:43,218 --> 00:17:44,328 - Come on. 310 00:17:44,328 --> 00:17:46,198 I wanna show you something. 311 00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:47,031 - Okay. 312 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:54,646 ♫ We'll never meet again 313 00:17:54,646 --> 00:17:56,383 ♫ Anger and (mumbles) 314 00:17:56,383 --> 00:17:57,216 - Come on. 315 00:17:59,723 --> 00:18:03,890 ♫ Each of us knowing nothing yet still so alone 316 00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:09,908 ♫ If life is what we made it out to be 317 00:18:09,908 --> 00:18:13,353 ♫ You're probably dead 318 00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:15,829 ♫ Shot from the tallest building 319 00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:19,996 ♫ And fell to eternal bliss then nothingness 320 00:18:24,947 --> 00:18:26,364 - You're so slow. 321 00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:30,240 ♫ Been waiting for the courage to call you 322 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:33,910 ♫ The courage to tell you what I feel 323 00:18:33,910 --> 00:18:38,077 ♫ And sure that you're not (mumbles) 324 00:18:38,964 --> 00:18:42,313 ♫ As you never have been before 325 00:18:42,313 --> 00:18:46,480 ♫ Or at least that's what I keep telling myself 326 00:18:49,238 --> 00:18:51,469 ♫ Or at least that's what I keep telling myself 327 00:18:51,469 --> 00:18:52,719 - It's perfect. 328 00:18:57,506 --> 00:19:00,808 - I've never been here before. 329 00:19:00,808 --> 00:19:01,725 It's great. 330 00:19:03,001 --> 00:19:03,918 - Go ahead. 331 00:19:05,702 --> 00:19:06,535 - Why? 332 00:19:08,086 --> 00:19:10,946 - I just wanna watch you cross the water. 333 00:19:10,946 --> 00:19:12,837 - You're not gonna push me in are you? 334 00:19:12,837 --> 00:19:14,034 - No. 335 00:19:14,034 --> 00:19:15,446 - I just got a new phone and if you 336 00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,389 push me in it's gonna get ruined. 337 00:19:17,389 --> 00:19:20,214 - I'm not gonna push you in. 338 00:19:20,214 --> 00:19:23,805 - I mean really now, I've hit women for less. 339 00:19:23,805 --> 00:19:25,810 - Get a move on. 340 00:19:25,810 --> 00:19:28,089 ♫ I'm waiting by the phone 341 00:19:28,089 --> 00:19:31,667 ♫ I'm waiting for the courage to call you 342 00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:35,546 ♫ The courage to tell you what I feel 343 00:19:35,546 --> 00:19:39,713 ♫ But I'm sure that you're not (mumbles) 344 00:19:40,674 --> 00:19:43,886 ♫ As you never have been before 345 00:19:43,886 --> 00:19:47,632 ♫ Or at least that's what I keep telling myself ♫ 346 00:19:47,632 --> 00:19:48,964 - Are you okay? 347 00:19:48,964 --> 00:19:49,797 - Yeah. 348 00:19:50,806 --> 00:19:51,763 - What's wrong? 349 00:19:51,763 --> 00:19:52,596 - Nothing. 350 00:19:53,847 --> 00:19:55,979 - What's going on? 351 00:19:55,979 --> 00:19:56,812 - Nothing. 352 00:20:01,262 --> 00:20:02,972 I have to fart. 353 00:20:02,972 --> 00:20:03,962 - [Lenny] What?! 354 00:20:03,962 --> 00:20:04,988 - I have to fart and I don't want 355 00:20:04,988 --> 00:20:06,821 you to be here for it. 356 00:20:07,759 --> 00:20:08,592 - Okay. 357 00:20:09,497 --> 00:20:10,863 Thanks? 358 00:20:10,863 --> 00:20:12,363 - It's no problem. 359 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:21,606 - So we're just waiting around for you to fart then? 360 00:20:21,606 --> 00:20:22,439 - Yeah. 361 00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:25,475 - Fair enough. 362 00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:26,308 - Or not. 363 00:20:27,329 --> 00:20:29,318 (laughing) 364 00:20:29,318 --> 00:20:31,775 - Okay, okay, when you're sharing date 365 00:20:31,775 --> 00:20:35,358 stories, make sure you start with that one. 366 00:20:36,337 --> 00:20:40,337 - Before that, I never really knew girls farted. 367 00:20:41,268 --> 00:20:42,351 - Well we do. 368 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:44,276 - Gross. 369 00:20:45,137 --> 00:20:48,087 - A lot, all the time, all over everything. 370 00:20:48,087 --> 00:20:49,473 - Stop it! 371 00:20:49,473 --> 00:20:50,306 Jesus. 372 00:20:51,930 --> 00:20:54,925 - So is that why you broke up with her? 373 00:20:54,925 --> 00:20:57,758 - I wish, that was just the start. 374 00:21:08,030 --> 00:21:11,076 (fart noise) 375 00:21:11,076 --> 00:21:12,983 - Have some Skittles. 376 00:21:12,983 --> 00:21:13,816 - Thanks. 377 00:21:17,708 --> 00:21:18,541 So... 378 00:21:20,740 --> 00:21:23,304 We gonna pretend you didn't fart? 379 00:21:23,304 --> 00:21:27,460 - (laughs) Goddammit, I thought you didn't hear it. 380 00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:28,543 - Well I did. 381 00:21:31,060 --> 00:21:34,270 Homeland security has been notified. 382 00:21:34,270 --> 00:21:37,455 - I tried to distract you with the Skittles. 383 00:21:37,455 --> 00:21:38,788 - Well nice try. 384 00:21:40,551 --> 00:21:44,718 (laughing) (farting noises) 385 00:21:45,687 --> 00:21:46,520 I'm sorry. 386 00:21:47,830 --> 00:21:48,747 I am sorry. 387 00:21:49,754 --> 00:21:53,587 That was the fart that broke the camel's back. 388 00:21:54,936 --> 00:21:57,305 I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 389 00:21:57,305 --> 00:21:59,438 (laughing) 390 00:21:59,438 --> 00:22:01,822 (louder fart) 391 00:22:01,822 --> 00:22:04,072 (laughing) 392 00:22:09,849 --> 00:22:12,980 - Was that when you gave up on the farting girl? 393 00:22:12,980 --> 00:22:16,626 - Actually we hadn't even kissed at that point. 394 00:22:16,626 --> 00:22:17,459 - Why not? 395 00:22:18,486 --> 00:22:22,017 - We were in that awkward friendzone. 396 00:22:22,017 --> 00:22:24,523 Plus she kinda had a boyfriend. 397 00:22:24,523 --> 00:22:27,728 - How do you "kinda" have a boyfriend? 398 00:22:27,728 --> 00:22:29,968 - He was a total dick, so he didn't count, 399 00:22:29,968 --> 00:22:33,416 but I still felt weird about trying to end 400 00:22:33,416 --> 00:22:37,120 that relationship just so I could be with her. 401 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:39,453 - You're getting so complex. 402 00:22:40,297 --> 00:22:43,374 - I also really wanted to fuck her. 403 00:22:43,374 --> 00:22:46,202 - There's that punk rock honesty. 404 00:22:46,202 --> 00:22:49,035 (soft rock music) 405 00:22:55,026 --> 00:22:58,087 ♫ One way streets and greasy drips 406 00:22:58,087 --> 00:23:00,587 ♫ Fill the trip with anticipation 407 00:23:00,587 --> 00:23:02,576 - Do you have anything to drink? 408 00:23:02,576 --> 00:23:05,474 ♫ Cautious calls during a busy fall 409 00:23:05,474 --> 00:23:08,614 ♫ Through the all of pastimes 410 00:23:08,614 --> 00:23:09,657 - I'm sorry. 411 00:23:09,657 --> 00:23:11,852 - I have a boyfriend. 412 00:23:11,852 --> 00:23:13,446 - I know. 413 00:23:13,446 --> 00:23:14,279 I'm sorry. 414 00:23:16,685 --> 00:23:18,465 Just forget it. 415 00:23:18,465 --> 00:23:21,356 I'll get you a Sprite, okay. 416 00:23:21,356 --> 00:23:25,523 ♫ Lost pets, man it's good to hear your voice 417 00:23:34,693 --> 00:23:36,255 - I was so convinced that the door was 418 00:23:36,255 --> 00:23:37,478 gonna open and your roommate was 419 00:23:37,478 --> 00:23:40,228 gonna be standing there in shock. 420 00:23:44,885 --> 00:23:45,802 I love you. 421 00:23:46,719 --> 00:23:47,886 Get over here. 422 00:23:52,470 --> 00:23:54,548 - I've loved you for such a long time, 423 00:23:54,548 --> 00:23:57,465 but are you sure you wanna do this? 424 00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:03,131 I just don't want you to feel bad about this later. 425 00:24:03,131 --> 00:24:04,130 - Stop it. 426 00:24:04,130 --> 00:24:06,371 - Just tell me this is what you wanna do. 427 00:24:06,371 --> 00:24:08,621 - I don't know what I want. 428 00:24:09,970 --> 00:24:12,887 I love you, but I have a boyfriend. 429 00:24:14,675 --> 00:24:16,675 I wanted to be with him. 430 00:24:17,628 --> 00:24:19,961 But now I wanna be with you. 431 00:24:24,447 --> 00:24:27,114 He doesn't even love me anymore. 432 00:24:30,054 --> 00:24:32,554 He tells me that all the time. 433 00:24:37,008 --> 00:24:38,142 (sobs) But when I'm with you I 434 00:24:38,142 --> 00:24:40,725 feel like I can actually be me. 435 00:24:41,822 --> 00:24:44,905 I don't have to be what my dad wants. 436 00:24:46,349 --> 00:24:48,182 Or my boyfriend wants. 437 00:24:50,479 --> 00:24:54,078 Everyone expects me to be one way or another. 438 00:24:54,078 --> 00:24:55,495 I can't stand it. 439 00:24:56,346 --> 00:24:57,596 - Are you okay? 440 00:24:58,594 --> 00:24:59,761 - I should go. 441 00:25:02,770 --> 00:25:06,770 ♫ Wise brain said so many times 442 00:25:11,199 --> 00:25:14,044 ♫ Here's to hello ♫ 443 00:25:14,044 --> 00:25:16,127 - You missed your moment. 444 00:25:17,759 --> 00:25:22,735 - I know, but I couldn't do it if it wasn't right. 445 00:25:22,735 --> 00:25:25,874 - She wanted you to make the decision for her. 446 00:25:25,874 --> 00:25:30,041 - Yeah, but she's smart enough to do that for herself. 447 00:25:32,768 --> 00:25:35,088 - You're a good guy. 448 00:25:35,088 --> 00:25:35,921 - I guess. 449 00:25:38,625 --> 00:25:40,208 - So what happened? 450 00:25:41,190 --> 00:25:44,078 - She stopped talking to me. 451 00:25:44,078 --> 00:25:45,869 She broke up with her boyfriend, 452 00:25:45,869 --> 00:25:48,099 but she still won't talk to me. 453 00:25:48,099 --> 00:25:49,503 - She avoids you? 454 00:25:49,503 --> 00:25:52,166 - I guess I'm trying to help her avoid me. 455 00:25:52,166 --> 00:25:53,749 - I'm really sorry. 456 00:25:54,631 --> 00:25:57,953 She really bitched out on you. 457 00:25:57,953 --> 00:25:59,620 - She's not a bitch. 458 00:26:00,490 --> 00:26:02,192 She's the best friend I've ever had, 459 00:26:02,192 --> 00:26:06,337 I mean I guess she just doesn't want me. 460 00:26:06,337 --> 00:26:09,584 - She just likes that you want her? 461 00:26:09,584 --> 00:26:10,834 - I don't know. 462 00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:14,963 I don't like thinking about it. 463 00:26:14,963 --> 00:26:17,313 When that happened I got so sad, 464 00:26:17,313 --> 00:26:19,396 I mean really really sad. 465 00:26:22,145 --> 00:26:24,042 I've never in my life written so 466 00:26:24,042 --> 00:26:27,041 many songs as after all of that. 467 00:26:27,041 --> 00:26:28,426 Correction, I've never written 468 00:26:28,426 --> 00:26:31,495 so many good songs at once. 469 00:26:31,495 --> 00:26:35,978 But since, the world has just been against me. 470 00:26:35,978 --> 00:26:40,858 (dramatic acoustic guitar music) 471 00:26:40,858 --> 00:26:42,286 - [Voiceover] Hey buddy! 472 00:26:42,286 --> 00:26:43,703 Look at the sign! 473 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:58,197 What, can't you read the sign?! 474 00:27:08,326 --> 00:27:11,159 Hey pal, didn't you see the sign?! 475 00:27:18,593 --> 00:27:23,117 - You have a dark cloud following you around. 476 00:27:23,117 --> 00:27:23,950 - Sure. 477 00:27:25,587 --> 00:27:26,670 I don't know. 478 00:27:30,245 --> 00:27:32,745 Maybe I need to take a risk. 479 00:27:32,745 --> 00:27:35,543 Do something unexpected. 480 00:27:35,543 --> 00:27:38,543 - I think that could be a good idea. 481 00:27:39,803 --> 00:27:41,553 - Life is for living. 482 00:27:42,609 --> 00:27:44,192 If I don't do my best to take what I 483 00:27:44,192 --> 00:27:47,692 want out of life, then I'm dead, you know? 484 00:27:53,341 --> 00:27:55,303 I need to go after her. 485 00:27:55,303 --> 00:27:56,470 One last time. 486 00:27:57,446 --> 00:28:00,634 I just can't let it end like this. 487 00:28:00,634 --> 00:28:02,506 I have an opportunity to love 488 00:28:02,506 --> 00:28:04,720 and I need to let her know that I deserve it. 489 00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:07,644 - Why don't you just fuck me instead? 490 00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:10,369 - Love is what matters! 491 00:28:10,369 --> 00:28:11,766 It's the most important thing 492 00:28:11,766 --> 00:28:14,634 in this whole goddamn world. 493 00:28:14,634 --> 00:28:16,217 Love. 494 00:28:16,217 --> 00:28:18,967 It's the only thing that matters. 495 00:28:20,114 --> 00:28:21,193 That's all there is to it, 496 00:28:21,193 --> 00:28:24,165 I just have to go get her. 497 00:28:24,165 --> 00:28:25,245 If I don't, I'm gonna regret 498 00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:28,051 it for the rest of my life. 499 00:28:28,051 --> 00:28:30,051 Stop fucking doing that! 500 00:28:33,165 --> 00:28:33,998 - Wait. 501 00:28:34,935 --> 00:28:36,483 Why don't you want me? 502 00:28:36,483 --> 00:28:37,733 - I don't know. 503 00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:39,967 - No, seriously. 504 00:28:41,258 --> 00:28:43,091 Why don't you want me? 505 00:28:48,646 --> 00:28:50,162 - I think I only want women that 506 00:28:50,162 --> 00:28:52,495 are emotionally unavailable. 507 00:28:54,126 --> 00:28:56,513 - I couldn't love you. 508 00:28:56,513 --> 00:28:58,763 No matter how hard I tried. 509 00:29:02,260 --> 00:29:03,593 - I'll text you. 510 00:29:07,131 --> 00:29:08,946 ♫ One, two, three, four 511 00:29:08,946 --> 00:29:11,918 ♫ I don't wanna wait 512 00:29:11,918 --> 00:29:15,751 ♫ For both feet in the ground 513 00:29:17,227 --> 00:29:20,521 ♫ Or live to see the day 514 00:29:20,521 --> 00:29:24,271 ♫ My heart showed itself out 515 00:29:25,892 --> 00:29:29,975 ♫ So let's just move underground 516 00:29:34,251 --> 00:29:35,334 - I love you. 517 00:29:37,546 --> 00:29:39,379 I've always loved you. 518 00:29:40,388 --> 00:29:42,305 We need to be together. 519 00:29:43,140 --> 00:29:44,307 We deserve it. 520 00:29:46,398 --> 00:29:49,502 ♫ We live to see the day 521 00:29:49,502 --> 00:29:54,091 ♫ The heart showed itself out 522 00:29:54,091 --> 00:29:57,409 - You're always such a fucking bitch! 523 00:29:57,409 --> 00:30:00,409 (music intensifies) 524 00:30:05,438 --> 00:30:07,892 ♫ And you won't have to wait ♫ 525 00:30:07,892 --> 00:30:08,725 - Oh god! 526 00:30:41,719 --> 00:30:44,913 - Hear that thud, that's my new crud! 527 00:30:44,913 --> 00:30:47,145 So I can play the bass so I can, 528 00:30:47,145 --> 00:30:49,562 I can fucking fuck your face. 529 00:30:50,438 --> 00:30:53,964 ♫ Hear me, hear me baby ♫ 530 00:30:53,964 --> 00:30:55,881 - Fuck yeah, fuck yeah! 531 00:30:57,071 --> 00:30:59,451 Fucking, I need a pen. 532 00:30:59,451 --> 00:31:01,201 I need a fucking pen. 533 00:31:03,716 --> 00:31:04,549 Fuck it. 534 00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:10,313 Fuck. 535 00:31:12,864 --> 00:31:13,864 Garbage day. 536 00:31:29,334 --> 00:31:32,278 It's just gone, my garbage bin vanished. 537 00:31:32,278 --> 00:31:33,141 - [Cindy] Where? 538 00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:34,051 - Well if I knew that, don't you 539 00:31:34,051 --> 00:31:35,533 think I'd just go get it? 540 00:31:35,533 --> 00:31:36,798 - [Cindy] Well get a new one. 541 00:31:36,798 --> 00:31:38,486 - I want to, but the last one came 542 00:31:38,486 --> 00:31:40,735 with the house, can I just buy one? 543 00:31:40,735 --> 00:31:42,383 I feel like the city assigns them. 544 00:31:42,383 --> 00:31:43,633 - [Cindy] Then call the city. 545 00:31:43,633 --> 00:31:45,506 I don't know, I'm your ex-girlfriend, 546 00:31:45,506 --> 00:31:47,232 what do you want from me? 547 00:31:47,232 --> 00:31:48,611 - I'm sorry. 548 00:31:48,611 --> 00:31:49,444 I'm sorry. 549 00:31:50,642 --> 00:31:52,401 Happy birthday. 550 00:31:52,401 --> 00:31:53,234 All right. 551 00:31:54,130 --> 00:31:54,963 Bye. 552 00:32:03,067 --> 00:32:05,245 (rock music) 553 00:32:05,245 --> 00:32:07,556 ♫ Watching you, watching me from the back of the crowd 554 00:32:07,556 --> 00:32:08,798 ♫ You wanna storm out of the room 555 00:32:08,798 --> 00:32:10,166 ♫ Instead you stand at your ground 556 00:32:10,166 --> 00:32:12,460 ♫ I see your eyes paralyzed, every person around 557 00:32:12,460 --> 00:32:14,917 ♫ It's pretty obvious that later on it's gonna go down 558 00:32:14,917 --> 00:32:17,375 ♫ I don't know, I don't know what you want me to say 559 00:32:17,375 --> 00:32:19,773 ♫ It's doesn't matter 'cause I never listen anyway 560 00:32:19,773 --> 00:32:22,529 ♫ You turn it up, tie me down 'cause you want me to stay 561 00:32:22,529 --> 00:32:26,395 ♫ You just (mumbles) the thing that's gonna push me away 562 00:32:26,395 --> 00:32:30,478 ♫ You knew exactly what this was 563 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:36,575 ♫ You're just a phase (mumbles) just because 564 00:32:36,575 --> 00:32:40,742 ♫ You just don't fit into my world 565 00:32:41,912 --> 00:32:44,765 ♫ Get it through your head ♫ 566 00:32:44,765 --> 00:32:47,006 - I'm sorry, what? 567 00:32:47,006 --> 00:32:50,082 - Have you ever read the bible? 568 00:32:50,082 --> 00:32:50,915 - Oooh. 569 00:32:51,931 --> 00:32:54,348 (rock music) 570 00:33:03,865 --> 00:33:05,282 - Can I help you? 571 00:33:06,364 --> 00:33:07,679 - I'm sorry, what? 572 00:33:07,679 --> 00:33:09,096 - Can I help you? 573 00:33:10,827 --> 00:33:11,744 - Oh, yeah. 574 00:33:13,335 --> 00:33:15,451 Yeah, hi, my name's Bruce Kolakowski, 575 00:33:15,451 --> 00:33:17,243 my garbage bin went missing. 576 00:33:17,243 --> 00:33:18,512 - Missing? 577 00:33:18,512 --> 00:33:20,222 Well what happened? 578 00:33:20,222 --> 00:33:22,436 - I don't know, it's just not there anymore. 579 00:33:22,436 --> 00:33:24,073 - Did you look for it? 580 00:33:24,073 --> 00:33:25,073 - Yes I did. 581 00:33:26,530 --> 00:33:28,222 - You'll need to file a report with 582 00:33:28,222 --> 00:33:30,849 the police department across the street. 583 00:33:30,849 --> 00:33:32,018 - Oh no, I don't wanna report it 584 00:33:32,018 --> 00:33:34,077 missing, I just wanted a new one. 585 00:33:34,077 --> 00:33:36,012 - Then get a new one. 586 00:33:36,012 --> 00:33:37,417 - Oh, well I thought maybe they were 587 00:33:37,417 --> 00:33:39,308 made by the city since they're all 588 00:33:39,308 --> 00:33:40,637 the same make and they have those 589 00:33:40,637 --> 00:33:43,283 same numbers stenciled on them. 590 00:33:43,283 --> 00:33:46,739 - No, they're standard trash bins. 591 00:33:46,739 --> 00:33:48,117 - Where can I get one? 592 00:33:48,117 --> 00:33:49,826 - I am not your mother, you do not 593 00:33:49,826 --> 00:33:52,316 know how to buy a garbage bin? 594 00:33:52,316 --> 00:33:54,692 - Every place I've ever lived came with one. 595 00:33:54,692 --> 00:33:57,420 I'm sorry one human being asked another a question! 596 00:33:57,420 --> 00:33:59,947 - Is there anything else I can help you with? 597 00:33:59,947 --> 00:34:01,308 - No, just keep growing that fat 598 00:34:01,308 --> 00:34:03,777 ass of yours behind that desk! 599 00:34:03,777 --> 00:34:04,944 Fucking bitch. 600 00:34:07,452 --> 00:34:09,998 - Yeah, and you know, my garbage 601 00:34:09,998 --> 00:34:12,415 is in there, so there's that. 602 00:34:13,717 --> 00:34:15,927 - What is that thing you're wearing? 603 00:34:15,927 --> 00:34:17,386 - What thing? 604 00:34:17,386 --> 00:34:18,690 - Bullshit what thing. 605 00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:20,373 The "It's not rape if I make over 606 00:34:20,373 --> 00:34:22,587 "six figures a year" hat. 607 00:34:22,587 --> 00:34:24,809 - It's called a cabbie hat. 608 00:34:24,809 --> 00:34:26,410 - It's called a "I tell people I voted 609 00:34:26,410 --> 00:34:29,831 "for Barack Obama, but I didn't actually" hat. 610 00:34:29,831 --> 00:34:31,111 - Fuck you. 611 00:34:31,111 --> 00:34:32,386 - No no, I just mean what's it 612 00:34:32,386 --> 00:34:35,292 like to wear 9/11 on your head? 613 00:34:35,292 --> 00:34:36,282 Because I look at that and all 614 00:34:36,282 --> 00:34:37,947 I see is 3,000 people dying and 615 00:34:37,947 --> 00:34:40,530 then a bunch of pointless wars. 616 00:34:43,337 --> 00:34:44,765 So are you stoked or what? 617 00:34:44,765 --> 00:34:46,702 - I was fucking born stoked. 618 00:34:46,702 --> 00:34:47,699 You know what, this is the gig we've 619 00:34:47,699 --> 00:34:50,059 been waiting since We've started playing. 620 00:34:50,059 --> 00:34:51,344 Hit it. 621 00:34:51,344 --> 00:34:52,677 - I'm good, man. 622 00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:56,723 - How do you get internet here? 623 00:34:56,723 --> 00:35:00,241 - Your neighbor's wireless, the password was... 624 00:35:00,241 --> 00:35:01,324 It was one... 625 00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:03,434 Two... 626 00:35:05,372 --> 00:35:06,205 Three... 627 00:35:07,702 --> 00:35:08,535 Four... 628 00:35:09,907 --> 00:35:10,740 Five... 629 00:35:12,543 --> 00:35:13,376 Six... 630 00:35:14,873 --> 00:35:16,169 Seven, yeah, one, two, three, 631 00:35:16,169 --> 00:35:18,131 four, five, six, seven, that's it. 632 00:35:18,131 --> 00:35:20,344 - Dude, Google my band. 633 00:35:20,344 --> 00:35:21,594 - The Enragers. 634 00:35:24,187 --> 00:35:25,662 You're not coming up. 635 00:35:25,662 --> 00:35:27,829 - Try adding Dayton, Ohio. 636 00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:31,989 - Oh there you go, I got your 637 00:35:31,989 --> 00:35:34,572 Myspace and your Facebook page. 638 00:35:35,425 --> 00:35:36,749 - Fuck that. 639 00:35:36,749 --> 00:35:38,224 Google me. 640 00:35:38,224 --> 00:35:39,806 - All right. 641 00:35:39,806 --> 00:35:41,489 Bruce Kolakowski. 642 00:35:41,489 --> 00:35:42,569 - Yeah, Kolakowski. 643 00:35:42,569 --> 00:35:43,784 - I got it, I got it, Jesus, 644 00:35:43,784 --> 00:35:44,829 if I wanted to take orders from 645 00:35:44,829 --> 00:35:46,826 a Polack I would... 646 00:35:46,826 --> 00:35:48,087 Well no, no one's ever taken 647 00:35:48,087 --> 00:35:50,487 orders from a Polack before. 648 00:35:50,487 --> 00:35:51,864 Oh I got you. 649 00:35:51,864 --> 00:35:53,031 Facebook page. 650 00:35:54,790 --> 00:35:56,464 A review of one of your shows. 651 00:35:56,464 --> 00:35:57,297 - No shit? 652 00:35:57,297 --> 00:35:58,130 Click it. 653 00:36:01,874 --> 00:36:02,813 - Here we go. 654 00:36:02,813 --> 00:36:04,388 Bruce Kolakowski dutifully lays 655 00:36:04,388 --> 00:36:06,772 out hard and consistently powerful baselines. 656 00:36:06,772 --> 00:36:07,605 Not bad man. 657 00:36:07,605 --> 00:36:08,605 - Hell yeah. 658 00:36:10,022 --> 00:36:12,560 - (laughs) Oh man, you'll love this. 659 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:13,560 You're dead. 660 00:36:15,401 --> 00:36:16,635 Yeah, I found an obituary for 661 00:36:16,635 --> 00:36:18,760 a Bruce Kolakowski right here. 662 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,603 I think it's a pretty rare name. 663 00:36:20,603 --> 00:36:21,523 - Let me see that. 664 00:36:21,523 --> 00:36:22,440 - Sure man. 665 00:36:30,706 --> 00:36:32,635 What's wrong, man? 666 00:36:32,635 --> 00:36:35,218 - I was named after my grandpa. 667 00:36:36,088 --> 00:36:36,921 He's dead. 668 00:36:40,669 --> 00:36:42,932 - When did he die? 669 00:36:42,932 --> 00:36:44,438 - Four months ago apparently. 670 00:36:44,438 --> 00:36:46,617 - You didn't know? 671 00:36:46,617 --> 00:36:48,552 - No one told me. 672 00:36:48,552 --> 00:36:50,935 - Shit, that's awful man. 673 00:36:50,935 --> 00:36:52,302 - It's my fucking dad! 674 00:36:52,302 --> 00:36:53,896 - Your dad didn't tell you? 675 00:36:53,896 --> 00:36:55,987 - I haven't talked to him in years. 676 00:36:55,987 --> 00:36:59,104 He should've called me, he lives in Rhode Island. 677 00:36:59,104 --> 00:37:01,521 - Is there anything I can do? 678 00:37:02,911 --> 00:37:03,744 - No. 679 00:37:05,772 --> 00:37:09,272 You should probably go, it's getting late. 680 00:37:10,145 --> 00:37:12,304 - Are you sure you're okay man? 681 00:37:12,304 --> 00:37:14,735 'Cause I can make some more jokes 682 00:37:14,735 --> 00:37:18,152 about the Holocaust 'cause you're Polish. 683 00:37:19,808 --> 00:37:21,322 - [Bruce] Nah, I'm all right. 684 00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:23,122 - You're positive? 685 00:37:23,122 --> 00:37:23,955 - Yeah. 686 00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:30,337 (rock music) 687 00:37:50,362 --> 00:37:52,026 ♫ Well I was born a nobody 688 00:37:52,026 --> 00:37:53,384 ♫ I have no money and I have 689 00:37:53,384 --> 00:37:55,598 ♫ Nothing left to say to you 690 00:37:55,598 --> 00:37:57,042 ♫ See I was born with a conscience 691 00:37:57,042 --> 00:37:58,477 ♫ Died with a vengeance 692 00:37:58,477 --> 00:38:01,093 ♫ I spent my life paying these dues 693 00:38:01,093 --> 00:38:02,571 ♫ I need to buy (mumbles) 694 00:38:02,571 --> 00:38:03,823 ♫ I'm gonna tear some shit 695 00:38:03,823 --> 00:38:06,468 ♫ I'm about to light up the midnight sky 696 00:38:06,468 --> 00:38:07,862 ♫ So fire it up, fire it up 697 00:38:07,862 --> 00:38:09,149 ♫ Until you can't get enough 698 00:38:09,149 --> 00:38:11,991 ♫ And then boom baby, let them fly 699 00:38:11,991 --> 00:38:13,261 ♫ Let them burn, let them burn 700 00:38:13,261 --> 00:38:15,624 ♫ Send them up in flames 701 00:38:15,624 --> 00:38:17,996 ♫ We're kicking ass, taking names 702 00:38:17,996 --> 00:38:20,149 ♫ Don't need to fence the wind and fire 703 00:38:20,149 --> 00:38:24,316 ♫ We're about to decorate them with dynamite ♫ 704 00:38:26,123 --> 00:38:27,330 - Cindy? 705 00:38:27,330 --> 00:38:29,463 - [Cindy] Bruce, are you there? 706 00:38:29,463 --> 00:38:32,546 - My grandpa died and nobody told me. 707 00:38:34,203 --> 00:38:36,203 I don't know what to do. 708 00:38:43,581 --> 00:38:45,414 - I'm so sorry, Bruce. 709 00:38:46,990 --> 00:38:50,375 - I just, I don't know what to do. 710 00:38:50,375 --> 00:38:52,625 I don't know what to think. 711 00:38:53,677 --> 00:38:55,008 - It's gonna be okay. 712 00:38:55,008 --> 00:38:56,258 - No it is not! 713 00:38:57,698 --> 00:38:59,803 What's he's gonna fucking do, wake up?! 714 00:38:59,803 --> 00:39:01,610 He's fucking gone! 715 00:39:01,610 --> 00:39:02,443 Forever! 716 00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:06,075 - I know what it's like. 717 00:39:06,075 --> 00:39:07,299 When my uncle died-- 718 00:39:07,299 --> 00:39:08,344 - I don't care! 719 00:39:08,344 --> 00:39:10,171 I don't care! 720 00:39:10,171 --> 00:39:14,794 It doesn't fucking help, it just makes it worse! 721 00:39:14,794 --> 00:39:17,248 - Well I wish I knew what to say. 722 00:39:17,248 --> 00:39:19,357 It's gonna be okay. 723 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:22,024 - [Bruce] It's fucking bullshit! 724 00:39:24,098 --> 00:39:28,265 - (sobs) It's gonna be okay, okay? 725 00:39:59,775 --> 00:40:00,858 Good morning. 726 00:40:03,096 --> 00:40:04,346 - Good morning. 727 00:40:06,559 --> 00:40:07,809 - Are you okay? 728 00:40:11,013 --> 00:40:12,513 - Better, I guess. 729 00:40:16,243 --> 00:40:19,326 - What are you gonna do today, Bruce? 730 00:40:23,135 --> 00:40:25,124 - I'm gonna pack up some t-shirts and pants 731 00:40:25,124 --> 00:40:27,861 and throw them in the back of my car. 732 00:40:27,861 --> 00:40:32,168 Then I'm gonna drive over to Rhode Island. 733 00:40:32,168 --> 00:40:33,727 - What for? 734 00:40:33,727 --> 00:40:36,477 - To kick the shit out of my dad. 735 00:40:37,937 --> 00:40:39,223 - Don't be so dramatic. 736 00:40:39,223 --> 00:40:40,798 - I'm not being dramatic. 737 00:40:40,798 --> 00:40:42,317 I'm gonna fucking kill him. 738 00:40:42,317 --> 00:40:43,819 I'm gonna make a crowbar and duct tape 739 00:40:43,819 --> 00:40:46,374 stop in Pennsylvania on the way there. 740 00:40:46,374 --> 00:40:48,652 - Look, if you need to confront your father 741 00:40:48,652 --> 00:40:52,152 then do it, but just think about it, okay? 742 00:40:53,931 --> 00:40:55,348 - I have, thanks. 743 00:40:58,018 --> 00:41:00,185 - Well I better get going. 744 00:41:02,058 --> 00:41:03,405 - Hey. 745 00:41:03,405 --> 00:41:04,631 - Yeah? 746 00:41:04,631 --> 00:41:06,395 - Just so you know, we're not 747 00:41:06,395 --> 00:41:09,453 getting back together or anything, okay? 748 00:41:09,453 --> 00:41:10,953 - Are you kidding? 749 00:41:13,296 --> 00:41:14,296 Okay, Bruce. 750 00:41:15,571 --> 00:41:17,988 Call me if you need anything. 751 00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:32,696 (tires screech) 752 00:41:32,696 --> 00:41:35,513 - Keep your eye on the road. 753 00:41:35,513 --> 00:41:38,096 (radio tuning) 754 00:41:39,140 --> 00:41:40,625 - [Voiceover] Now as a country, 755 00:41:40,625 --> 00:41:42,809 we've simply lost our way. 756 00:41:42,809 --> 00:41:44,206 Morality has taken a backseat 757 00:41:44,206 --> 00:41:46,508 to greed and Protestant churches, 758 00:41:46,508 --> 00:41:49,217 but we have to move beyond this and remember 759 00:41:49,217 --> 00:41:52,537 what is truly important in our lives. 760 00:41:52,537 --> 00:41:54,175 If we lose sight of our devotion 761 00:41:54,175 --> 00:41:57,934 to Satan, how will our lives end up? 762 00:41:57,934 --> 00:42:00,248 - New Jersey's weird. 763 00:42:00,248 --> 00:42:01,981 - [Voiceover] Reptilians of the Earth, 764 00:42:01,981 --> 00:42:03,467 we have to unite and stop the 765 00:42:03,467 --> 00:42:05,670 slander of our good name. 766 00:42:05,670 --> 00:42:07,577 We are the illuminator, we are the 767 00:42:07,577 --> 00:42:09,910 direst descendants of the Lord. 768 00:42:09,910 --> 00:42:11,304 We have to maintain our hidden 769 00:42:11,304 --> 00:42:14,264 agenda to keep the Earth on our track. 770 00:42:14,264 --> 00:42:15,650 First Pearl Harbor destroyed the 771 00:42:15,650 --> 00:42:17,884 Japanese threat, then 9/11 was our 772 00:42:17,884 --> 00:42:20,769 protest to the cancellation of Ally McBeal. 773 00:42:20,769 --> 00:42:22,020 - What the hell? 774 00:42:22,020 --> 00:42:25,061 - [Voiceover] Don't fear, we are the ones in control. 775 00:42:25,061 --> 00:42:27,256 The old cynicism is gone. 776 00:42:27,256 --> 00:42:29,238 We will move forward. 777 00:42:29,238 --> 00:42:31,377 Remember to get out there and vote too. 778 00:42:31,377 --> 00:42:33,931 Vote for whoever you want, it doesn't matter. 779 00:42:33,931 --> 00:42:34,764 Just vote. 780 00:42:36,578 --> 00:42:38,621 - Oh shit, I'm asleep! 781 00:42:38,621 --> 00:42:39,980 (tires screech) 782 00:42:39,980 --> 00:42:42,147 Oh shit, shit, shit, shit! 783 00:42:44,671 --> 00:42:46,396 - [Voiceover] So if you're some jagoff 784 00:42:46,396 --> 00:42:47,808 who would put your money on the 785 00:42:47,808 --> 00:42:51,558 Atlanta Hawks, then your wife deserves lupus! 786 00:43:00,991 --> 00:43:03,013 (radio tunes) 787 00:43:03,013 --> 00:43:04,680 - What road is this? 788 00:43:10,761 --> 00:43:14,094 - [Voiceover] In 21.2 miles, turn right. 789 00:43:15,196 --> 00:43:16,946 - Okay, I'm on track. 790 00:43:18,033 --> 00:43:19,200 Let's do this. 791 00:43:24,367 --> 00:43:27,940 - [Voiceover] In 15 miles, lick my balls. 792 00:43:27,940 --> 00:43:29,739 - What the hell? 793 00:43:29,739 --> 00:43:31,797 - [Voiceover] Recalculating. 794 00:43:31,797 --> 00:43:33,964 In 14.5 miles, turn right. 795 00:43:36,019 --> 00:43:39,019 - All right, I got this, I got this. 796 00:43:40,276 --> 00:43:44,067 - [Voiceover] You smell like (mumbles) tits. 797 00:43:44,067 --> 00:43:45,400 - What the hell? 798 00:43:48,099 --> 00:43:52,523 - [Voiceover] In four miles, eat a bowl of dicks. 799 00:43:52,523 --> 00:43:53,587 - Oh shit! 800 00:43:53,587 --> 00:43:56,254 (tires screech) 801 00:44:05,293 --> 00:44:06,845 Truck stop. 802 00:44:06,845 --> 00:44:09,095 (car revs) 803 00:45:54,501 --> 00:45:55,334 - Bruce. 804 00:45:56,699 --> 00:45:59,199 - Yeah, it's me dad. 805 00:45:59,199 --> 00:46:01,342 - What are you doing here? 806 00:46:01,342 --> 00:46:02,842 - We need to talk. 807 00:46:05,138 --> 00:46:06,621 - All right. 808 00:46:06,621 --> 00:46:07,577 Come on in. 809 00:46:07,577 --> 00:46:10,014 - I'd prefer we talk outside. 810 00:46:10,014 --> 00:46:12,147 - Come on, come on inside. 811 00:46:12,147 --> 00:46:14,814 - Dad, I prefer we talk outside. 812 00:46:17,259 --> 00:46:18,796 - All right. 813 00:46:18,796 --> 00:46:20,629 Just give me a minute. 814 00:47:23,103 --> 00:47:24,631 - What is this? 815 00:47:24,631 --> 00:47:25,714 - Take a sip. 816 00:47:30,149 --> 00:47:31,794 - Coffee milk? 817 00:47:31,794 --> 00:47:35,331 - Thought you'd might like a taste of home. 818 00:47:35,331 --> 00:47:37,076 When you were a little boy your mother 819 00:47:37,076 --> 00:47:40,576 used to put coffee milk in your sippy cup. 820 00:47:43,825 --> 00:47:45,273 You'd pitch a fit every time after 821 00:47:45,273 --> 00:47:47,641 that when we'd put regular in. 822 00:47:47,641 --> 00:47:49,115 You weren't having it. 823 00:47:49,115 --> 00:47:51,032 Made you hyper as hell. 824 00:47:52,130 --> 00:47:53,972 - It's been eight years, dad. 825 00:47:53,972 --> 00:47:55,586 - I know. 826 00:47:55,586 --> 00:47:56,419 - Do you? 827 00:47:57,385 --> 00:47:58,218 - Bruce-- 828 00:47:58,218 --> 00:47:59,366 - You stopped talking to me the 829 00:47:59,366 --> 00:48:00,822 day child support ended. 830 00:48:00,822 --> 00:48:02,621 - That isn't true. 831 00:48:02,621 --> 00:48:05,500 - You're right, it was the Christmas before that. 832 00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:07,452 - You didn't wanna talk to me. 833 00:48:07,452 --> 00:48:10,009 - Grandpa fucking died and you didn't tell me. 834 00:48:10,009 --> 00:48:11,692 - You've been so busy with your life, 835 00:48:11,692 --> 00:48:16,313 I figured if you wanted to talk to me you'd call. 836 00:48:16,313 --> 00:48:17,841 You never made much of an effort 837 00:48:17,841 --> 00:48:20,453 to talk to grandpa or me. 838 00:48:20,453 --> 00:48:24,401 - That is fucking bullshit and you know it. 839 00:48:24,401 --> 00:48:27,497 I was a fucking kid and you were a grown man. 840 00:48:27,497 --> 00:48:30,646 You could've been the bigger person and reached out. 841 00:48:30,646 --> 00:48:32,492 I didn't even know he was fucking sick. 842 00:48:32,492 --> 00:48:33,904 I could've helped. 843 00:48:33,904 --> 00:48:34,737 - Now-- 844 00:48:34,737 --> 00:48:36,654 - I lived an hour away. 845 00:48:37,747 --> 00:48:39,760 I could've made sure he knew I loved him. 846 00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:40,974 That I cared. 847 00:48:40,974 --> 00:48:42,155 I could've been there for him like 848 00:48:42,155 --> 00:48:44,144 you fucking assholes weren't for me. 849 00:48:44,144 --> 00:48:45,908 'Cause I loved him and you didn't give a shit! 850 00:48:45,908 --> 00:48:50,468 - Look, I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell you. 851 00:48:50,468 --> 00:48:53,796 - Why'd you take your petty bullshit so far? 852 00:48:53,796 --> 00:48:56,180 Now he's gone for good. 853 00:48:56,180 --> 00:48:59,333 - I am sorry, I don't know what to tell you. 854 00:48:59,333 --> 00:49:03,695 I couldn't support you in the way you wanted. 855 00:49:03,695 --> 00:49:06,179 All I wanted was a son who could go out 856 00:49:06,179 --> 00:49:10,832 into the real world ready to add something to it. 857 00:49:10,832 --> 00:49:13,060 To make me proud. 858 00:49:13,060 --> 00:49:15,139 You think it was easy for me? 859 00:49:15,139 --> 00:49:19,097 To let my oldest son just go out of my life? 860 00:49:19,097 --> 00:49:20,970 I had to do it so that we 861 00:49:20,970 --> 00:49:23,637 wouldn't ruin both of our lives. 862 00:49:24,472 --> 00:49:26,889 It hurt every day, but I knew 863 00:49:27,782 --> 00:49:30,199 it was the right thing to do. 864 00:49:32,193 --> 00:49:34,027 That's what I tell myself. 865 00:49:34,027 --> 00:49:35,954 - I wanted to play fucking bass. 866 00:49:35,954 --> 00:49:38,544 Stalin's dad fucking stuck around. 867 00:49:38,544 --> 00:49:40,117 I just wanted to make music. 868 00:49:40,117 --> 00:49:42,099 - You're not being realistic. 869 00:49:42,099 --> 00:49:44,294 - I'm a man now, my life is mine, 870 00:49:44,294 --> 00:49:46,526 but you decided to go off and make new kids 871 00:49:46,526 --> 00:49:48,423 hoping maybe you'd get it right this time. 872 00:49:48,423 --> 00:49:49,909 Well fuck that, I can't ignore you, 873 00:49:49,909 --> 00:49:51,438 you're my dad, I get two parents 874 00:49:51,438 --> 00:49:52,971 on this Earth and that's it. 875 00:49:52,971 --> 00:49:55,497 - Look, I don't know what to tell you. 876 00:49:55,497 --> 00:49:57,387 - Tell me anything. 877 00:49:57,387 --> 00:49:58,519 Say something! 878 00:49:58,519 --> 00:50:00,021 Tell me anything! 879 00:50:00,021 --> 00:50:02,857 Make it better, you fucking faggot! 880 00:50:02,857 --> 00:50:03,690 - I can't. 881 00:50:04,611 --> 00:50:05,944 - Then fuck you! 882 00:50:07,022 --> 00:50:10,439 You're not worth the shit you're made of! 883 00:50:17,497 --> 00:50:18,666 - Bruce. 884 00:50:18,666 --> 00:50:21,502 - I hope that cancer runs in our family! 885 00:50:21,502 --> 00:50:23,529 It can kill you and then it can kill me 886 00:50:23,529 --> 00:50:26,818 and then it can kill all your fucking kids! 887 00:50:26,818 --> 00:50:30,042 Then the shit we're made of will finally fucking die! 888 00:50:30,042 --> 00:50:32,752 - You are out of fucking line! 889 00:50:32,752 --> 00:50:33,669 - Fuck you! 890 00:50:34,883 --> 00:50:36,966 Die, you fucking asshole! 891 00:50:49,682 --> 00:50:52,321 ♫ Lights out 892 00:50:52,321 --> 00:50:56,488 ♫ I don't know what it was, but it was 893 00:51:08,256 --> 00:51:09,975 - What'll it be? 894 00:51:09,975 --> 00:51:11,793 - Three shots of Jag. 895 00:51:11,793 --> 00:51:14,543 - Three shots of Jag, you got it. 896 00:51:17,432 --> 00:51:18,265 Tough day? 897 00:51:20,133 --> 00:51:21,716 - You can say that. 898 00:51:23,300 --> 00:51:24,882 - Hence the three shots of Jag. 899 00:51:24,882 --> 00:51:26,299 - Just pour them. 900 00:51:28,976 --> 00:51:31,937 ♫ He runs down the stairs while (mumbles) the hallway 901 00:51:31,937 --> 00:51:35,437 ♫ The advantages are his 902 00:51:40,729 --> 00:51:43,356 ♫ Lights out 903 00:51:43,356 --> 00:51:47,523 ♫ I don't know what it was, but it was ♫ 904 00:51:51,823 --> 00:51:52,823 - Excuse me. 905 00:51:54,335 --> 00:51:55,168 - Yeah? 906 00:51:57,528 --> 00:52:00,148 - How many dicks have you sucked today? 907 00:52:00,148 --> 00:52:01,660 - What, brother? 908 00:52:01,660 --> 00:52:02,577 - I said... 909 00:52:07,306 --> 00:52:08,431 How many dicks have you sucked 910 00:52:08,431 --> 00:52:10,348 today, you dumb faggot? 911 00:52:19,199 --> 00:52:22,532 - Hey hey hey hey, break it the fuck up! 912 00:52:25,568 --> 00:52:28,151 Jesus Christ, did you kill him? 913 00:52:29,940 --> 00:52:33,190 (upbeat ukulele music) 914 00:52:55,999 --> 00:52:57,682 - Where are we? 915 00:52:57,682 --> 00:53:00,112 - We're almost back in town, 20 minutes tops. 916 00:53:00,112 --> 00:53:01,479 - Why the hell did my aunt wanna get 917 00:53:01,479 --> 00:53:03,917 married two hours from Dayton? 918 00:53:03,917 --> 00:53:05,906 It's so stupid! 919 00:53:05,906 --> 00:53:08,777 - Is it, is it pulling to the left? 920 00:53:08,777 --> 00:53:09,610 - No. 921 00:53:10,612 --> 00:53:12,359 - [Bill] It was a really nice place. 922 00:53:12,359 --> 00:53:16,091 - Yeah, for some bullshit marriage. 923 00:53:16,091 --> 00:53:19,644 - Maybe you should drink a little more water. 924 00:53:19,644 --> 00:53:20,477 - Okay. 925 00:53:27,852 --> 00:53:30,588 I really appreciate you driving me back tonight. 926 00:53:30,588 --> 00:53:32,145 - No problem. 927 00:53:32,145 --> 00:53:33,808 - You're a good friend. 928 00:53:33,808 --> 00:53:35,418 Really you are. 929 00:53:35,418 --> 00:53:37,082 You're always there for me. 930 00:53:37,082 --> 00:53:38,684 I appreciate you. 931 00:53:38,684 --> 00:53:41,975 - No problem, you'll be home in bed in 20 minutes. 932 00:53:41,975 --> 00:53:44,575 - Fuck, I don't wanna go home. 933 00:53:44,575 --> 00:53:46,239 - Why, what's wrong? 934 00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:48,670 - I don't wanna be home alone tonight. 935 00:53:48,670 --> 00:53:50,307 Can you take me to Marty's? 936 00:53:50,307 --> 00:53:51,727 - You mean Aaron's. 937 00:53:51,727 --> 00:53:54,366 - No, I don't wanna deal with his crap. 938 00:53:54,366 --> 00:53:56,200 (laughing) 939 00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:57,864 - You want me to drop you off at some 940 00:53:57,864 --> 00:54:01,023 dude's house and he isn't even your boyfriend? 941 00:54:01,023 --> 00:54:03,508 While you're piss drunk? 942 00:54:03,508 --> 00:54:06,425 - Fine, just take me to your place. 943 00:54:08,348 --> 00:54:11,015 I have to piss like a racehorse. 944 00:54:28,269 --> 00:54:32,186 Hey, do you have anything to drink around here? 945 00:54:33,670 --> 00:54:35,503 - For you, just water. 946 00:54:37,997 --> 00:54:38,997 - Fine, dad. 947 00:54:41,848 --> 00:54:43,693 - How you feeling? 948 00:54:43,693 --> 00:54:45,214 - Like shit. 949 00:54:45,214 --> 00:54:46,518 I've been stressing out over this 950 00:54:46,518 --> 00:54:48,581 wedding for about a week now. 951 00:54:48,581 --> 00:54:51,143 - It's over now, breathe deep. 952 00:54:51,143 --> 00:54:52,377 - You're always looking out for 953 00:54:52,377 --> 00:54:55,024 me, I really appreciate it. 954 00:54:55,024 --> 00:54:55,857 - I know. 955 00:54:56,956 --> 00:55:00,706 - So do you think you can take me to Marty's? 956 00:55:01,897 --> 00:55:04,397 - Who the hell is Marty? 957 00:55:04,397 --> 00:55:06,467 - He's a friend I met from work. 958 00:55:06,467 --> 00:55:07,834 He's really nice. 959 00:55:07,834 --> 00:55:09,807 - A friend you made at work who 960 00:55:09,807 --> 00:55:11,119 you wanna visit in the middle of the 961 00:55:11,119 --> 00:55:13,612 night while you're drunk off your ass? 962 00:55:13,612 --> 00:55:14,945 - I'm on my ass. 963 00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:18,155 I know it sounds bad, I just, 964 00:55:18,155 --> 00:55:20,279 I really wanna see him. 965 00:55:20,279 --> 00:55:22,744 - How do you think your boyfriend will feel about that? 966 00:55:22,744 --> 00:55:23,951 - How does he feel about anything, 967 00:55:23,951 --> 00:55:26,235 he'd just grunt or something. 968 00:55:26,235 --> 00:55:28,541 I don't know, I like him most of the time, 969 00:55:28,541 --> 00:55:32,004 it's just lately he's a drain on me. 970 00:55:32,004 --> 00:55:34,334 - You kids always have things so complicated. 971 00:55:34,334 --> 00:55:36,250 I don't get it. 972 00:55:36,250 --> 00:55:38,831 - You act like you're 50 and I'm 16. 973 00:55:38,831 --> 00:55:41,668 The age difference just isn't that great. 974 00:55:41,668 --> 00:55:44,605 - Yeah, I said that when I was your age too. 975 00:55:44,605 --> 00:55:47,950 Really stings to say that without a sense of irony. 976 00:55:47,950 --> 00:55:49,355 - Just quit it. 977 00:55:49,355 --> 00:55:51,623 - When I wake up, my back, just this 978 00:55:51,623 --> 00:55:53,701 herniated disk just stings me 979 00:55:53,701 --> 00:55:55,853 all the way to my bone. 980 00:55:55,853 --> 00:55:57,912 The kids, this music today, I don't 981 00:55:57,912 --> 00:56:00,579 get you kids and I'm dehydrated. 982 00:56:06,577 --> 00:56:08,036 What 'cha doing there? 983 00:56:08,036 --> 00:56:09,323 - I have this song and I want 984 00:56:09,323 --> 00:56:10,853 you to listen to it, okay? 985 00:56:10,853 --> 00:56:11,686 - Okay. 986 00:56:12,570 --> 00:56:14,613 - It really means a lot to me, 987 00:56:14,613 --> 00:56:17,357 so I just want you to listen to it. 988 00:56:17,357 --> 00:56:18,190 - Okay. 989 00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:22,594 ♫ A loyal blue shell 990 00:56:22,594 --> 00:56:26,489 ♫ Disappears in the ocean 991 00:56:26,489 --> 00:56:28,648 - I just, I really love this song. 992 00:56:28,648 --> 00:56:30,170 You know? 993 00:56:30,170 --> 00:56:31,230 - I know. 994 00:56:31,230 --> 00:56:33,633 ♫ Disappears in the sky 995 00:56:33,633 --> 00:56:35,235 - And it's so good I just, 996 00:56:35,235 --> 00:56:37,568 I need to share it with you. 997 00:56:38,528 --> 00:56:39,913 - Sounds good. 998 00:56:39,913 --> 00:56:42,019 ♫ Only you and I 999 00:56:42,019 --> 00:56:45,519 - It's just, this is what I have to offer. 1000 00:56:47,771 --> 00:56:49,496 - [Bill] I like it, it sounds good. 1001 00:56:49,496 --> 00:56:50,329 - Me too! 1002 00:56:53,311 --> 00:56:56,082 - Sounds a little bit like Lenny's band. 1003 00:56:56,082 --> 00:56:57,746 - Yeah, I know, I tried telling 1004 00:56:57,746 --> 00:57:00,150 him, but he didn't seem interested. 1005 00:57:00,150 --> 00:57:02,092 He's never heard of them. 1006 00:57:02,092 --> 00:57:02,925 - They're good. 1007 00:57:02,925 --> 00:57:04,340 - I know, right? 1008 00:57:04,340 --> 00:57:05,891 I love them. 1009 00:57:05,891 --> 00:57:09,065 It really is the most I have to offer to anyone. 1010 00:57:09,065 --> 00:57:10,605 - What do you mean by that? 1011 00:57:10,605 --> 00:57:12,745 - Well I discovered them and none 1012 00:57:12,745 --> 00:57:14,015 of my friends have heard of them, 1013 00:57:14,015 --> 00:57:17,129 so it's what I have to offer. 1014 00:57:17,129 --> 00:57:20,431 - You have more to offer than some obscure band. 1015 00:57:20,431 --> 00:57:24,552 - Maybe, but this is what really matters to me. 1016 00:57:24,552 --> 00:57:26,081 - All right. 1017 00:57:26,081 --> 00:57:27,474 - You're a great friend. 1018 00:57:27,474 --> 00:57:29,482 - I know, you keep telling me that. 1019 00:57:29,482 --> 00:57:31,263 - I'm sorry. 1020 00:57:31,263 --> 00:57:34,719 I'm not really that drunk, am I? 1021 00:57:34,719 --> 00:57:37,715 - I have never seen you this drunk. 1022 00:57:37,715 --> 00:57:39,355 - It can't be that bad. 1023 00:57:39,355 --> 00:57:41,022 - It's entertaining. 1024 00:57:42,303 --> 00:57:45,085 - Am I drooling on myself? 1025 00:57:45,085 --> 00:57:46,351 - No. 1026 00:57:46,351 --> 00:57:48,774 - Is my hair matted to the side of my head? 1027 00:57:48,774 --> 00:57:49,726 - No. 1028 00:57:49,726 --> 00:57:52,094 - Is my makeup smearing, do I look like a clown? 1029 00:57:52,094 --> 00:57:53,658 Am I scaring you? 1030 00:57:53,658 --> 00:57:54,846 - No. 1031 00:57:54,846 --> 00:57:56,447 You look beautiful. 1032 00:57:56,447 --> 00:57:57,709 You knew that. 1033 00:57:57,709 --> 00:57:59,161 - You're sweet. 1034 00:57:59,161 --> 00:58:00,507 - I'm honest. 1035 00:58:00,507 --> 00:58:02,422 - You always know what to say. 1036 00:58:02,422 --> 00:58:04,582 - Not when it matters. 1037 00:58:04,582 --> 00:58:06,552 - What do you mean? 1038 00:58:06,552 --> 00:58:09,719 - I mean that I really love this song. 1039 00:58:11,737 --> 00:58:15,070 (bass heavy rock music) 1040 00:58:19,452 --> 00:58:20,892 Hey, so I'm gonna do the stereotypical 1041 00:58:20,892 --> 00:58:22,548 friend thing and I'm gonna let you sleep 1042 00:58:22,548 --> 00:58:25,686 on my bed and I'm gonna sleep on the couch. 1043 00:58:25,686 --> 00:58:27,486 - There is no way that I am letting 1044 00:58:27,486 --> 00:58:29,673 you sleep on this couch. 1045 00:58:29,673 --> 00:58:31,472 - Trust me, I've slept on it before, 1046 00:58:31,472 --> 00:58:34,676 many times, I might even feel nostalgic. 1047 00:58:34,676 --> 00:58:37,053 - Just share your bed with me. 1048 00:58:37,053 --> 00:58:38,340 - I don't think that's really a 1049 00:58:38,340 --> 00:58:40,796 great idea, I mean I don't think we'd fit. 1050 00:58:40,796 --> 00:58:43,018 - You have less body fat than I do. 1051 00:58:43,018 --> 00:58:44,786 - It just wouldn't be very comfortable. 1052 00:58:44,786 --> 00:58:47,619 - What, you don't like to snuggle up in bed? 1053 00:58:47,619 --> 00:58:49,870 - I'm just very... 1054 00:58:49,870 --> 00:58:52,037 Adapted to sleeping alone. 1055 00:58:53,315 --> 00:58:55,735 - Now you're just making me sad. 1056 00:58:55,735 --> 00:58:58,277 - I mean I'm just used to having all the 1057 00:58:58,277 --> 00:59:01,189 space I can have and not disturbing anyone. 1058 00:59:01,189 --> 00:59:02,883 - I promise I won't spread out 1059 00:59:02,883 --> 00:59:05,561 and take up all of your space. 1060 00:59:05,561 --> 00:59:07,496 - I'll be fine on the couch. 1061 00:59:07,496 --> 00:59:11,428 - You are being difficult just to be difficult. 1062 00:59:11,428 --> 00:59:12,716 - I'm really not. 1063 00:59:12,716 --> 00:59:15,495 - Then hop into bed with me! 1064 00:59:15,495 --> 00:59:18,096 - I just prefer the couch. 1065 00:59:18,096 --> 00:59:20,093 - I don't fart a lot or anything. 1066 00:59:20,093 --> 00:59:21,246 - What? 1067 00:59:21,246 --> 00:59:22,945 - I'm not a gassy woman. 1068 00:59:22,945 --> 00:59:24,314 I'm not gonna stink up the bed 1069 00:59:24,314 --> 00:59:26,060 and keep you up all night. 1070 00:59:26,060 --> 00:59:27,670 Is that what you're worried about? 1071 00:59:27,670 --> 00:59:29,272 - No! 1072 00:59:29,272 --> 00:59:30,448 - Are you sure? 1073 00:59:30,448 --> 00:59:32,089 'Cause I seem to remember you telling 1074 00:59:32,089 --> 00:59:34,814 me that your wife was a night farter. 1075 00:59:34,814 --> 00:59:38,486 - I have never uttered the term night farter. 1076 00:59:38,486 --> 00:59:40,402 - Well regardless, I'm not one, 1077 00:59:40,402 --> 00:59:44,137 so a bed with me shouldn't be a problem. 1078 00:59:44,137 --> 00:59:45,881 - It would be rude. 1079 00:59:45,881 --> 00:59:47,356 - Rude to who? 1080 00:59:47,356 --> 00:59:50,289 Rude is you arguing with me this late at night. 1081 00:59:50,289 --> 00:59:51,911 - I'm sorry. 1082 00:59:51,911 --> 00:59:56,732 - Is sleeping in a bed with me really that offensive? 1083 00:59:56,732 --> 00:59:57,565 - I guess. 1084 00:59:59,448 --> 01:00:00,732 - Fine. 1085 01:00:00,732 --> 01:00:02,063 Do you have anything I can sleep in? 1086 01:00:02,063 --> 01:00:03,827 This dress is really uncomfortable. 1087 01:00:03,827 --> 01:00:06,827 - Yeah yeah, yeah, sure, no problem. 1088 01:00:12,988 --> 01:00:16,238 (upbeat ukulele music) 1089 01:00:52,069 --> 01:00:52,902 You okay? 1090 01:00:54,012 --> 01:00:55,734 Did you fall in? 1091 01:00:55,734 --> 01:00:57,227 - [Aria] That's not funny. 1092 01:00:57,227 --> 01:00:59,060 And I'm not all right. 1093 01:00:59,987 --> 01:01:01,725 - What's wrong? 1094 01:01:01,725 --> 01:01:03,524 - [Aria] Everything is wrong. 1095 01:01:03,524 --> 01:01:04,774 I hate my life. 1096 01:01:05,865 --> 01:01:07,348 - But that isn't true. 1097 01:01:07,348 --> 01:01:08,877 - [Aria] How isn't it true? 1098 01:01:08,877 --> 01:01:09,851 Look at me. 1099 01:01:09,851 --> 01:01:13,768 I hate my job, I hate my family, I hate myself. 1100 01:01:15,796 --> 01:01:18,687 - You're just upset, that's all. 1101 01:01:18,687 --> 01:01:21,890 - [Aria] Of course I'm upset, my whole world is shit. 1102 01:01:21,890 --> 01:01:23,987 - Come out and we'll talk about it, it's okay. 1103 01:01:23,987 --> 01:01:25,184 - [Aria] You know what? 1104 01:01:25,184 --> 01:01:27,359 I have a bottle of muscle relaxers. 1105 01:01:27,359 --> 01:01:29,123 I can just take them all. 1106 01:01:29,123 --> 01:01:32,084 - No, no, calm down, don't do anything like that. 1107 01:01:32,084 --> 01:01:33,163 - [Aria] Why not? 1108 01:01:33,163 --> 01:01:34,705 My life is already over. 1109 01:01:34,705 --> 01:01:35,834 - [Bill] You're still young. 1110 01:01:35,834 --> 01:01:37,133 - [Aria] I don't feel young. 1111 01:01:37,133 --> 01:01:38,987 I feel used up. 1112 01:01:38,987 --> 01:01:40,037 I feel beaten. 1113 01:01:40,037 --> 01:01:41,577 - You're just tired, after some rest 1114 01:01:41,577 --> 01:01:43,260 you won't feel that way. 1115 01:01:43,260 --> 01:01:45,400 - [Aria] How do you know what I feel? 1116 01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:47,544 - I've been your age, I can identify. 1117 01:01:47,544 --> 01:01:49,738 - [Aria] That is your answer to everything! 1118 01:01:49,738 --> 01:01:51,240 That you are older. 1119 01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:52,436 Well I don't think you have a 1120 01:01:52,436 --> 01:01:54,328 clue where I am in life right now. 1121 01:01:54,328 --> 01:01:55,396 - Please calm down, you gotta stop 1122 01:01:55,396 --> 01:01:57,342 thinking so drastically. 1123 01:01:57,342 --> 01:01:59,107 - [Aria] Maybe I need something drastic. 1124 01:01:59,107 --> 01:02:00,895 Really, maybe I do. 1125 01:02:00,895 --> 01:02:03,136 - I think you should just come out and talk with me. 1126 01:02:03,136 --> 01:02:05,052 It's okay, I'm not mad at you. 1127 01:02:05,052 --> 01:02:06,871 - [Aria] Why don't you get mad? 1128 01:02:06,871 --> 01:02:09,091 Why are you afraid to feel anything? 1129 01:02:09,091 --> 01:02:11,649 You're like being friends with a wet towel. 1130 01:02:11,649 --> 01:02:12,482 - I... 1131 01:02:18,747 --> 01:02:19,953 - [Aria] Are you there? 1132 01:02:19,953 --> 01:02:21,401 - Yeah, I'm here. 1133 01:02:21,401 --> 01:02:23,290 - [Aria] Don't leave me. 1134 01:02:23,290 --> 01:02:26,258 - I'm not leaving you, I just want you to come out. 1135 01:02:26,258 --> 01:02:28,591 - [Aria] I'm not coming out. 1136 01:02:29,571 --> 01:02:31,749 - Well I'll take the door off the hinges. 1137 01:02:31,749 --> 01:02:33,169 - [Aria] I will swallow every single one 1138 01:02:33,169 --> 01:02:34,214 of these pills and you can just 1139 01:02:34,214 --> 01:02:35,689 try to get me to the hospital. 1140 01:02:35,689 --> 01:02:38,106 - Okay, okay, just calm down. 1141 01:02:39,632 --> 01:02:41,729 - [Aria] Why are you this way? 1142 01:02:41,729 --> 01:02:43,680 - What do you mean? 1143 01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:46,838 - [Aria] You get close and you pull away. 1144 01:02:46,838 --> 01:02:50,518 - I don't, I don't, I just try to maintain. 1145 01:02:50,518 --> 01:02:53,956 I'm usually happy and I like it that way. 1146 01:02:53,956 --> 01:02:55,251 I know what you're thinking, 1147 01:02:55,251 --> 01:02:56,203 sometimes you just wanna check 1148 01:02:56,203 --> 01:02:59,013 out of it, but you know, it's 1149 01:02:59,013 --> 01:03:00,820 not easy getting older. 1150 01:03:00,820 --> 01:03:02,627 I know, I was your age once. 1151 01:03:02,627 --> 01:03:03,943 I know you say I talk about my age 1152 01:03:03,943 --> 01:03:06,770 a lot, it's just a lot of who I am. 1153 01:03:06,770 --> 01:03:09,244 If I didn't know and understand that 1154 01:03:09,244 --> 01:03:11,738 it goes by so fast, I wouldn't appreciate 1155 01:03:11,738 --> 01:03:14,488 it and I'd be upset all the time. 1156 01:03:18,339 --> 01:03:19,608 Are you there? 1157 01:03:19,608 --> 01:03:21,275 - [Aria] Yeah, I am. 1158 01:03:22,568 --> 01:03:24,170 - You convince yourself that you 1159 01:03:24,170 --> 01:03:25,250 know what you want, you know what 1160 01:03:25,250 --> 01:03:26,419 you need, you spend all this time 1161 01:03:26,419 --> 01:03:27,804 hunting it down and then when you 1162 01:03:27,804 --> 01:03:30,614 get it, you don't even know what it is. 1163 01:03:30,614 --> 01:03:33,106 You just put on autopilot, you wake up, 1164 01:03:33,106 --> 01:03:36,147 you go to work, kiss your wife. 1165 01:03:36,147 --> 01:03:37,980 Lather, rinse, repeat. 1166 01:03:39,089 --> 01:03:41,506 But one day, one fucking day, 1167 01:03:42,642 --> 01:03:44,011 if you slip up and your head goes 1168 01:03:44,011 --> 01:03:45,659 out of the fog, you look around and 1169 01:03:45,659 --> 01:03:46,801 you don't even realize where you 1170 01:03:46,801 --> 01:03:49,283 are or how to get out. 1171 01:03:49,283 --> 01:03:50,924 You have a few too many realizations 1172 01:03:50,924 --> 01:03:53,674 like that, you just start living different. 1173 01:03:53,674 --> 01:03:56,050 You start taking the long way home 1174 01:03:56,050 --> 01:03:58,967 from work, you start leaving early. 1175 01:03:59,890 --> 01:04:01,457 Any excuse you can come up with 1176 01:04:01,457 --> 01:04:03,662 to spend less time around. 1177 01:04:03,662 --> 01:04:05,707 When you are around it's worse. 1178 01:04:05,707 --> 01:04:08,403 Everything they do is just awful. 1179 01:04:08,403 --> 01:04:10,032 I don't mean that it really was, 1180 01:04:10,032 --> 01:04:11,769 but perception is reality. 1181 01:04:11,769 --> 01:04:13,488 Every word she'd say, every cough 1182 01:04:13,488 --> 01:04:16,259 she'd make, it'd just piss me off. 1183 01:04:16,259 --> 01:04:17,698 No reason really, she was such a 1184 01:04:17,698 --> 01:04:19,928 sweet person, it's just that I felt 1185 01:04:19,928 --> 01:04:22,044 trapped like when a raccoon's in 1186 01:04:22,044 --> 01:04:23,950 a trap and it scratches and bites at you 1187 01:04:23,950 --> 01:04:26,426 whether you're there to help it or not. 1188 01:04:26,426 --> 01:04:28,009 It's just instinct. 1189 01:04:29,413 --> 01:04:30,980 I feel bad about the way I acted, 1190 01:04:30,980 --> 01:04:33,849 I wish I would've just left. 1191 01:04:33,849 --> 01:04:35,932 It's all easy to say now. 1192 01:04:40,470 --> 01:04:41,970 Are you all right? 1193 01:04:43,934 --> 01:04:45,257 Are you okay? 1194 01:04:45,257 --> 01:04:46,424 - [Aria] Yeah. 1195 01:04:47,598 --> 01:04:49,614 - You wanted to understand it. 1196 01:04:49,614 --> 01:04:52,006 That's pretty much it. 1197 01:04:52,006 --> 01:04:53,988 I get a little guarded with my 1198 01:04:53,988 --> 01:04:55,247 feelings, but I'm more honest with 1199 01:04:55,247 --> 01:04:58,109 myself than I've ever been. 1200 01:04:58,109 --> 01:04:59,989 I'm not pretending anymore. 1201 01:04:59,989 --> 01:05:02,652 I'm saying what I mean and I'm living the way I want. 1202 01:05:02,652 --> 01:05:04,265 I'm going out and I'm meeting people 1203 01:05:04,265 --> 01:05:05,986 and I'm laughing and I'm not willing 1204 01:05:05,986 --> 01:05:07,361 to believe that there's a hole 1205 01:05:07,361 --> 01:05:10,140 in my heart I'm not filling. 1206 01:05:10,140 --> 01:05:11,723 10 years are gone and I have to wake up 1207 01:05:11,723 --> 01:05:15,871 every day and try to make it work for me. 1208 01:05:15,871 --> 01:05:18,220 Maybe it was all fear. 1209 01:05:18,220 --> 01:05:21,711 Just thinking I was set with my wife and my house. 1210 01:05:21,711 --> 01:05:23,610 Making me not face reality. 1211 01:05:23,610 --> 01:05:26,860 The unknown is scary and unpredictable. 1212 01:05:32,995 --> 01:05:35,820 I didn't just do it to my wife, I did it to you. 1213 01:05:35,820 --> 01:05:37,852 I decided I was in love with you, 1214 01:05:37,852 --> 01:05:40,707 but I don't think I really wanted to be with you. 1215 01:05:40,707 --> 01:05:43,668 I just knew that you'd reject me. 1216 01:05:43,668 --> 01:05:45,437 I knew that if you got too close I 1217 01:05:45,437 --> 01:05:46,896 could just push it off with excuses 1218 01:05:46,896 --> 01:05:49,563 about our age or our friendship. 1219 01:05:50,441 --> 01:05:52,358 Sure, you're beautiful. 1220 01:05:53,339 --> 01:05:58,115 But you're completely and utterly unavailable to me. 1221 01:05:58,115 --> 01:06:00,123 That's what I like. 1222 01:06:00,123 --> 01:06:00,956 It's safe. 1223 01:06:02,724 --> 01:06:06,314 I can just sit here content with longing for you. 1224 01:06:06,314 --> 01:06:10,481 I don't have to take any risks or look for what I need. 1225 01:06:12,116 --> 01:06:14,816 I'm sorry I put that on you. 1226 01:06:14,816 --> 01:06:16,546 Really I am. 1227 01:06:16,546 --> 01:06:19,712 You didn't deserve that, no one does. 1228 01:06:19,712 --> 01:06:21,547 You're my friend and I love you dearly, 1229 01:06:21,547 --> 01:06:24,310 I'm just fucked up sometimes. 1230 01:06:24,310 --> 01:06:25,227 Most times. 1231 01:06:28,393 --> 01:06:30,114 - [Aria] I... 1232 01:06:30,114 --> 01:06:32,197 I don't know what to say. 1233 01:06:34,073 --> 01:06:34,906 - I know. 1234 01:06:36,506 --> 01:06:39,756 (upbeat ukulele music) 1235 01:06:47,587 --> 01:06:50,269 - I'm gonna come out now. 1236 01:06:50,269 --> 01:06:51,602 - I'd like that. 1237 01:07:11,256 --> 01:07:14,339 (gentle piano music) 1238 01:07:29,838 --> 01:07:33,421 - Just come to bed, it's been a long night. 1239 01:07:35,015 --> 01:07:36,682 - Yeah, yeah it has. 1240 01:07:59,119 --> 01:08:00,171 (fart noise) 1241 01:08:00,171 --> 01:08:01,004 You liar. 1242 01:08:04,185 --> 01:08:07,768 (tuba heavy trumpet music) 1243 01:08:26,833 --> 01:08:28,416 Hey, where are you? 1244 01:08:32,364 --> 01:08:34,849 - [Aria] Bill, Marty picked me up. 1245 01:08:34,849 --> 01:08:36,323 I didn't wanna wake you. 1246 01:08:36,323 --> 01:08:37,682 Have a great day! 1247 01:08:37,682 --> 01:08:38,515 Aria. 1248 01:08:40,096 --> 01:08:42,346 (laughing) 1249 01:08:55,969 --> 01:08:58,386 (rock music) 1250 01:09:19,551 --> 01:09:24,171 ♫ I'm wasted out of my head again 1251 01:09:24,171 --> 01:09:25,708 - Hey girl, what's up? 1252 01:09:25,708 --> 01:09:26,958 - Mmmm, clever. 1253 01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:28,833 - So... 1254 01:09:30,189 --> 01:09:31,022 - So what? 1255 01:09:32,492 --> 01:09:34,029 - Do you have it? 1256 01:09:34,029 --> 01:09:35,390 - Do I have what? 1257 01:09:35,390 --> 01:09:36,307 - My stuff. 1258 01:09:37,980 --> 01:09:39,481 - Your stuff. 1259 01:09:39,481 --> 01:09:40,914 - Yeah. 1260 01:09:40,914 --> 01:09:44,574 - Your sweater, your wallet, your keys, your motorcycle? 1261 01:09:44,574 --> 01:09:45,407 - No, no. 1262 01:09:46,501 --> 01:09:48,587 The stuff I wanna buy from you. 1263 01:09:48,587 --> 01:09:49,670 - What stuff? 1264 01:09:51,009 --> 01:09:51,926 - The weed. 1265 01:09:52,979 --> 01:09:54,229 - Oh, the weed! 1266 01:09:55,201 --> 01:09:58,208 (echos) Weed, weed, weed! 1267 01:09:58,208 --> 01:09:59,973 Yeah, I have the illegal narcotics that 1268 01:09:59,973 --> 01:10:01,818 you're wanting to purchase from me today. 1269 01:10:01,818 --> 01:10:03,491 - Shh, keep your voice down. 1270 01:10:03,491 --> 01:10:05,533 - (laughs) Yeah, I have a significant 1271 01:10:05,533 --> 01:10:07,755 amount of pure cannabis right here! 1272 01:10:07,755 --> 01:10:09,222 - Stop it. 1273 01:10:09,222 --> 01:10:13,389 - (laughs) Relax, it's just weed, no one cares. 1274 01:10:22,801 --> 01:10:23,634 - Hey! 1275 01:10:32,212 --> 01:10:33,633 - You seem pretty nervous, maybe 1276 01:10:33,633 --> 01:10:35,524 you should smoke some of that now. 1277 01:10:35,524 --> 01:10:37,522 - No, no, I'm good. 1278 01:10:37,522 --> 01:10:38,682 - Aw, are you one of those guys 1279 01:10:38,682 --> 01:10:40,328 that get all paranoid when they smoke? 1280 01:10:40,328 --> 01:10:42,578 - No, I can handle my shit. 1281 01:10:43,676 --> 01:10:47,266 - Are you one of those guys that are all like... 1282 01:10:47,266 --> 01:10:49,201 The government, they put a chip in 1283 01:10:49,201 --> 01:10:51,315 my arm and now they're listening to 1284 01:10:51,315 --> 01:10:53,230 me and they're tracking my every 1285 01:10:53,230 --> 01:10:55,897 move and don't get vaccinations. 1286 01:11:10,040 --> 01:11:10,873 Well... 1287 01:11:12,234 --> 01:11:13,585 I think we're good here, 1288 01:11:13,585 --> 01:11:15,419 I think you can get going now. 1289 01:11:15,419 --> 01:11:17,912 - Oh look who's afraid of getting busted now. 1290 01:11:17,912 --> 01:11:19,216 - I'm not afraid of getting busted, 1291 01:11:19,216 --> 01:11:22,420 I'm more afraid of people thinking you're fucking me. 1292 01:11:22,420 --> 01:11:24,518 - You are such a bitch. 1293 01:11:24,518 --> 01:11:26,290 (laughing) 1294 01:11:26,290 --> 01:11:28,055 (phone rings) 1295 01:11:28,055 --> 01:11:29,483 - Hold on. 1296 01:11:29,483 --> 01:11:30,316 Hello? 1297 01:11:31,177 --> 01:11:32,344 Yeah, nothing. 1298 01:11:33,867 --> 01:11:36,783 Yeah, that's not a problem at all. 1299 01:11:36,783 --> 01:11:39,239 Yeah, I'll be over in an hour. 1300 01:11:39,239 --> 01:11:40,239 Okay, mmmhm. 1301 01:11:41,615 --> 01:11:43,232 Bye. 1302 01:11:43,232 --> 01:11:45,097 - Another sale stop? 1303 01:11:45,097 --> 01:11:48,290 - No, my sister needs a babysitter for the night. 1304 01:11:48,290 --> 01:11:50,369 - And she called you? 1305 01:11:50,369 --> 01:11:53,221 (laughing) - Ram it. 1306 01:11:53,221 --> 01:11:56,471 (upbeat ukulele music) 1307 01:12:01,758 --> 01:12:05,925 ♫ They were wed in spring in front of their families 1308 01:12:06,987 --> 01:12:11,730 ♫ And nine months later she was pregnant 1309 01:12:11,730 --> 01:12:12,996 - [Thomas] What made you think this 1310 01:12:12,996 --> 01:12:14,814 could even be a remotely good idea? 1311 01:12:14,814 --> 01:12:16,593 - [Gina] Georgie will do fine. 1312 01:12:16,593 --> 01:12:19,892 I just couldn't find anyone else on such short notice. 1313 01:12:19,892 --> 01:12:23,031 - [Thomas] But she's a screw up if there ever was one. 1314 01:12:23,031 --> 01:12:24,722 - [Gina] What do you want me to do? 1315 01:12:24,722 --> 01:12:28,058 This is our son and it's just four hours. 1316 01:12:28,058 --> 01:12:30,030 - [Thomas] Why don't you just hire a masseuse 1317 01:12:30,030 --> 01:12:32,445 on Craig's List to come and watch over our child? 1318 01:12:32,445 --> 01:12:35,776 Equal levels on the responsibility chart there. 1319 01:12:35,776 --> 01:12:37,541 - [Gina] What's this about? 1320 01:12:37,541 --> 01:12:39,402 - [Thomas] She threw up on the 1321 01:12:39,402 --> 01:12:41,819 ice sculpture at our wedding. 1322 01:12:42,858 --> 01:12:44,287 She went around telling everyone it was 1323 01:12:44,287 --> 01:12:46,961 the Vomit De Milo for the rest of the night. 1324 01:12:46,961 --> 01:12:49,352 - [Gina] She was just having too good a time. 1325 01:12:49,352 --> 01:12:52,144 - [Thomas] She's in a band, she does those needle drugs. 1326 01:12:52,144 --> 01:12:56,867 - [Gina] She doesn't do needle drugs that I'm aware of. 1327 01:12:56,867 --> 01:12:59,329 - [Thomas] And all you ever do is defend her. 1328 01:12:59,329 --> 01:13:01,651 - [Gina] I'm done talking about this. 1329 01:13:01,651 --> 01:13:03,021 - [Thomas] I want you to look me in the eyes 1330 01:13:03,021 --> 01:13:07,339 right now and tell me she would vote for Regan. 1331 01:13:07,339 --> 01:13:08,787 - [Gina] I'm not happy about it either, 1332 01:13:08,787 --> 01:13:11,454 but we're going to make it work. 1333 01:13:13,450 --> 01:13:14,943 Thank you so much again for doing 1334 01:13:14,943 --> 01:13:16,851 this on such short notice. 1335 01:13:16,851 --> 01:13:19,595 - It's really no problem, I'm glad I could help. 1336 01:13:19,595 --> 01:13:21,595 - How are classes going? 1337 01:13:22,718 --> 01:13:25,857 - They're good, I took the semester off though. 1338 01:13:25,857 --> 01:13:28,279 - Why on Earth would you do that? 1339 01:13:28,279 --> 01:13:31,867 - There was just so much pressure, I couldn't handle it. 1340 01:13:31,867 --> 01:13:33,710 - You have to learn to deal with that 1341 01:13:33,710 --> 01:13:36,371 if you're gonna make something of yourself. 1342 01:13:36,371 --> 01:13:39,025 I wish you'd apply yourself. 1343 01:13:39,025 --> 01:13:40,798 - Hey man, I don't need all that pressure 1344 01:13:40,798 --> 01:13:44,586 crushing me down, giving me wrinkles and shit. 1345 01:13:44,586 --> 01:13:47,655 - I'm only looking out for you. 1346 01:13:47,655 --> 01:13:48,932 - [Thomas] Before we go, I'm gonna need 1347 01:13:48,932 --> 01:13:50,689 to go over what you need to do. 1348 01:13:50,689 --> 01:13:54,856 Gina, would you mind going and warming up the car? 1349 01:13:58,262 --> 01:13:59,095 - Sure. 1350 01:14:00,019 --> 01:14:01,161 Goodnight, George. 1351 01:14:01,161 --> 01:14:02,244 Thanks again. 1352 01:14:04,678 --> 01:14:06,056 - We do appreciate you doing this 1353 01:14:06,056 --> 01:14:08,296 for us, this banquet is very important to 1354 01:14:08,296 --> 01:14:11,924 Gina and I and we couldn't miss it for the world. 1355 01:14:11,924 --> 01:14:14,047 Now Travis is upstairs already and in bed. 1356 01:14:14,047 --> 01:14:16,160 - Cool, it shouldn't be a problem. 1357 01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:18,598 - He may get up in the middle of the night. 1358 01:14:18,598 --> 01:14:21,253 If he does, he will want a snack. 1359 01:14:21,253 --> 01:14:23,250 He can't have any candy or fruit, 1360 01:14:23,250 --> 01:14:25,247 that will keep him up all night. 1361 01:14:25,247 --> 01:14:28,199 He can, however, have two graham crackers 1362 01:14:28,199 --> 01:14:31,725 and a little bit of milk, but that's it. 1363 01:14:31,725 --> 01:14:35,892 Just two graham crackers and a little bit of milk. 1364 01:14:36,776 --> 01:14:40,109 He may ask for me, but he can't have it. 1365 01:14:40,952 --> 01:14:45,119 Just two graham crackers and a little bit of milk. 1366 01:14:46,748 --> 01:14:49,437 Now he may ask for a glass of water. 1367 01:14:49,437 --> 01:14:52,373 He can have that, but no ice. 1368 01:14:52,373 --> 01:14:54,206 That'll make him cold. 1369 01:14:55,583 --> 01:14:59,190 He can be a little bit of a handful, so you'll 1370 01:14:59,190 --> 01:15:03,222 just give him the graham crackers and move on. 1371 01:15:03,222 --> 01:15:04,987 He may get a little cranky, but if you 1372 01:15:04,987 --> 01:15:08,320 talk to him directly he will understand. 1373 01:15:09,666 --> 01:15:12,490 And our child is evil, so don't let 1374 01:15:12,490 --> 01:15:15,412 him get a hold of any knives or matches. 1375 01:15:15,412 --> 01:15:18,311 He can and will hurt himself and others, 1376 01:15:18,311 --> 01:15:20,679 so keep all crowbars or hammers 1377 01:15:20,679 --> 01:15:22,819 or car keys away from him. 1378 01:15:22,819 --> 01:15:25,582 He will be dangerous with anything he has, 1379 01:15:25,582 --> 01:15:28,020 but he can however have two graham 1380 01:15:28,020 --> 01:15:31,270 crackers and just a little bit of milk. 1381 01:15:32,827 --> 01:15:33,660 - Okay. 1382 01:15:34,769 --> 01:15:36,507 - Now after he has his two graham 1383 01:15:36,507 --> 01:15:38,828 crackers and a little bit of milk, 1384 01:15:38,828 --> 01:15:40,996 he will need to brush his teeth. 1385 01:15:40,996 --> 01:15:43,299 Make sure he does not bring the 1386 01:15:43,299 --> 01:15:45,098 toothbrush back with him because 1387 01:15:45,098 --> 01:15:47,908 he will sharpen it on the wall. 1388 01:15:47,908 --> 01:15:50,706 Now the bulldog can have two graham crackers, 1389 01:15:50,706 --> 01:15:53,873 but no milk, he is lactose intolerant. 1390 01:15:54,861 --> 01:15:56,619 Now I wrote the phone number for the 1391 01:15:56,619 --> 01:15:59,869 police on the refrigerator, it's 9-1-1. 1392 01:16:02,450 --> 01:16:04,707 If there were a fire, I also have that 1393 01:16:04,707 --> 01:16:08,124 number on the fridge, that is also 9-1-1. 1394 01:16:10,233 --> 01:16:12,075 I also have my and Gina's cell phone 1395 01:16:12,075 --> 01:16:14,490 numbers on the fridge as well as the 1396 01:16:14,490 --> 01:16:16,073 number to the banquet hall in case 1397 01:16:16,073 --> 01:16:17,807 there's no cell phone reception, 1398 01:16:17,807 --> 01:16:19,617 but call our cell phones first, 1399 01:16:19,617 --> 01:16:21,955 that is the best way to reach us. 1400 01:16:21,955 --> 01:16:24,997 We have our phones on us at all times. 1401 01:16:24,997 --> 01:16:26,761 - All right. 1402 01:16:26,761 --> 01:16:29,153 - We do appreciate you doing this for us, George. 1403 01:16:29,153 --> 01:16:30,566 - It's no problem. 1404 01:16:30,566 --> 01:16:32,690 - There's soda in the fridge, help yourself, 1405 01:16:32,690 --> 01:16:36,607 but it is diet with Splenda, so don't waste it. 1406 01:16:40,086 --> 01:16:41,003 - Have fun. 1407 01:16:47,267 --> 01:16:51,154 - Two graham crackers and just a little bit of milk. 1408 01:16:51,154 --> 01:16:51,987 - Got it. 1409 01:16:59,696 --> 01:17:02,446 (dramatic music) 1410 01:17:16,916 --> 01:17:20,636 Yeah, I'd like to place a delivery please. 1411 01:17:20,636 --> 01:17:22,273 Centerville. 1412 01:17:22,273 --> 01:17:24,356 Yup, 1010 Techwood Drive. 1413 01:17:31,344 --> 01:17:34,094 (doorbell rings) 1414 01:17:38,047 --> 01:17:39,297 That was quick. 1415 01:17:46,495 --> 01:17:47,328 - Hey. 1416 01:17:48,270 --> 01:17:50,222 - What the shit are you doing here? 1417 01:17:50,222 --> 01:17:52,005 How did you even find me? 1418 01:17:52,005 --> 01:17:54,091 - You checked in online with your phone. 1419 01:17:54,091 --> 01:17:56,394 - Do you even understand how creepy that is? 1420 01:17:56,394 --> 01:17:58,534 - Look, I just wanted to talk to you real quick. 1421 01:17:58,534 --> 01:17:59,679 - No. 1422 01:17:59,679 --> 01:18:00,685 - I just need a second. 1423 01:18:00,685 --> 01:18:01,518 - No. 1424 01:18:01,518 --> 01:18:03,816 - [Steven] Please. 1425 01:18:03,816 --> 01:18:04,907 - Just go home. 1426 01:18:04,907 --> 01:18:06,923 - I've always thought you were beautiful. 1427 01:18:06,923 --> 01:18:08,189 - I don't care. 1428 01:18:08,189 --> 01:18:10,179 - You're funny and you're smart. 1429 01:18:10,179 --> 01:18:11,653 - I sell you weed. 1430 01:18:11,653 --> 01:18:13,014 - I can't get you out of my mind. 1431 01:18:13,014 --> 01:18:13,869 - 'Cause you're high. 1432 01:18:13,869 --> 01:18:15,619 - 'Cause I'm in love. 1433 01:18:16,578 --> 01:18:18,204 - No you're not. 1434 01:18:18,204 --> 01:18:20,475 - Don't you feel anything for me? 1435 01:18:20,475 --> 01:18:22,642 - Look, you're a nice guy. 1436 01:18:24,721 --> 01:18:26,717 Wait, no, I don't even know you. 1437 01:18:26,717 --> 01:18:28,525 I sell you weed. 1438 01:18:28,525 --> 01:18:30,901 I see you once a week and that's 1439 01:18:30,901 --> 01:18:33,512 only been for three months. 1440 01:18:33,512 --> 01:18:35,158 I don't even know your last name, 1441 01:18:35,158 --> 01:18:37,568 so get over it, leave. 1442 01:18:37,568 --> 01:18:39,496 - I can't help how I feel. 1443 01:18:39,496 --> 01:18:40,746 - Yes you can, you just look inside 1444 01:18:40,746 --> 01:18:42,212 at all those stupid feelings and 1445 01:18:42,212 --> 01:18:43,570 you make them go away. 1446 01:18:43,570 --> 01:18:46,070 - Can we just go out sometime? 1447 01:18:47,197 --> 01:18:49,060 - If I say yes will you leave? 1448 01:18:49,060 --> 01:18:50,517 - Yeah, sure. 1449 01:18:50,517 --> 01:18:53,850 - It's not gonna happen, so get over it. 1450 01:18:55,448 --> 01:18:56,281 - Why? 1451 01:18:57,402 --> 01:19:00,164 - 'Cause I'm not interested. 1452 01:19:00,164 --> 01:19:02,081 - But why, tell me why. 1453 01:19:03,682 --> 01:19:05,009 - 'Cause you don't have enough 1454 01:19:05,009 --> 01:19:06,603 tattoos, there, is that better? 1455 01:19:06,603 --> 01:19:07,436 Go home. 1456 01:19:10,802 --> 01:19:13,552 (doorbell rings) 1457 01:19:16,347 --> 01:19:17,180 Seriously? 1458 01:19:18,047 --> 01:19:20,287 You guys don't bark or anything? 1459 01:19:20,287 --> 01:19:21,787 Yuppie guard dogs? 1460 01:19:32,980 --> 01:19:35,816 (dramatic sting) 1461 01:19:35,816 --> 01:19:38,112 (door slams) 1462 01:19:38,112 --> 01:19:40,779 (thunder booms) 1463 01:19:55,148 --> 01:19:56,119 (muffled screams) 1464 01:19:56,119 --> 01:19:58,506 - [Voiceover] Shhh, shhh! 1465 01:19:58,506 --> 01:19:59,872 Don't scream. 1466 01:19:59,872 --> 01:20:01,582 Don't you scream. 1467 01:20:01,582 --> 01:20:03,092 Calm down. 1468 01:20:03,092 --> 01:20:03,925 Calm down. 1469 01:20:06,594 --> 01:20:07,427 Shhhhh... 1470 01:20:11,838 --> 01:20:13,921 Want me to take this off? 1471 01:20:14,825 --> 01:20:15,658 Shhh. 1472 01:20:17,786 --> 01:20:19,818 Is that better? 1473 01:20:19,818 --> 01:20:21,068 - I don't know. 1474 01:20:23,331 --> 01:20:24,914 - What's your name? 1475 01:20:26,651 --> 01:20:28,161 - Please just let me go. 1476 01:20:28,161 --> 01:20:29,828 - What is your name? 1477 01:20:36,833 --> 01:20:38,266 - I can't even see your face, 1478 01:20:38,266 --> 01:20:39,930 why would I even, why would I 1479 01:20:39,930 --> 01:20:42,013 tell you what my name is? 1480 01:20:43,233 --> 01:20:44,066 - Okay. 1481 01:20:45,041 --> 01:20:46,041 Fair enough. 1482 01:20:48,180 --> 01:20:50,908 I mean who are you gonna tell anyway, huh? 1483 01:20:50,908 --> 01:20:52,408 What is your name? 1484 01:20:54,201 --> 01:20:56,233 Okay, you know what? 1485 01:20:56,233 --> 01:20:58,719 Let's have a little conversation starter, huh? 1486 01:20:58,719 --> 01:21:00,136 This'll help out. 1487 01:21:01,229 --> 01:21:03,569 Now tell me what your name is. 1488 01:21:03,569 --> 01:21:05,826 - My name is George. 1489 01:21:05,826 --> 01:21:07,326 - Okay, thank you. 1490 01:21:08,481 --> 01:21:10,564 Nice to meet you, George. 1491 01:21:11,415 --> 01:21:12,748 How old are you? 1492 01:21:14,410 --> 01:21:16,128 - Fuck off. 1493 01:21:16,128 --> 01:21:17,628 - How old are you? 1494 01:21:18,639 --> 01:21:19,951 You know what, why don't I ask that 1495 01:21:19,951 --> 01:21:23,055 little boy upstairs how old you are. 1496 01:21:23,055 --> 01:21:24,805 - No, please, just... 1497 01:21:25,737 --> 01:21:27,745 Just leave him alone. 1498 01:21:27,745 --> 01:21:29,471 - [Voiceover] How old are you? 1499 01:21:29,471 --> 01:21:30,903 - I'm 24. 1500 01:21:30,903 --> 01:21:32,335 - Nice. 1501 01:21:32,335 --> 01:21:35,503 What do you do for a living, George? 1502 01:21:35,503 --> 01:21:36,464 - Just let me go. 1503 01:21:36,464 --> 01:21:38,120 - What do you do for a living? 1504 01:21:38,120 --> 01:21:39,203 - I sell pot. 1505 01:21:41,008 --> 01:21:44,335 - That's not very wholesome, is it? 1506 01:21:44,335 --> 01:21:47,389 Who lives here and when are they gonna be back? 1507 01:21:47,389 --> 01:21:48,522 - My sister and brother-in-law, 1508 01:21:48,522 --> 01:21:49,574 they just went to get some takeout, 1509 01:21:49,574 --> 01:21:51,904 they're gonna be right back anytime now. 1510 01:21:51,904 --> 01:21:54,057 - (laughs) Do the men you fuck 1511 01:21:54,057 --> 01:21:57,420 know how bad you are at lying, George? 1512 01:21:57,420 --> 01:21:58,587 Stop writhing! 1513 01:21:59,877 --> 01:22:01,627 Stay put, stay quiet. 1514 01:22:02,864 --> 01:22:05,663 Stay with me George, look at me. 1515 01:22:05,663 --> 01:22:07,272 Look at me. 1516 01:22:07,272 --> 01:22:09,226 I'm not stupid. 1517 01:22:09,226 --> 01:22:10,990 I saw them leave two hours ago, 1518 01:22:10,990 --> 01:22:12,231 that's a hell of a long time to 1519 01:22:12,231 --> 01:22:14,148 go and pick up Chinese. 1520 01:22:14,148 --> 01:22:15,487 Then you go and order pizza, 1521 01:22:15,487 --> 01:22:18,237 so am I missing something George? 1522 01:22:20,697 --> 01:22:22,802 Now answer me again. 1523 01:22:22,802 --> 01:22:25,135 When are they gonna be back? 1524 01:22:27,391 --> 01:22:29,891 - Probably two or three hours. 1525 01:22:31,613 --> 01:22:32,944 - Good. 1526 01:22:32,944 --> 01:22:34,546 Thank you. 1527 01:22:34,546 --> 01:22:36,722 Thank you so much. 1528 01:22:36,722 --> 01:22:39,279 (doorbell rings) 1529 01:22:39,279 --> 01:22:40,279 Who is that? 1530 01:22:42,494 --> 01:22:43,994 - I ordered pizza. 1531 01:22:45,254 --> 01:22:47,871 - If you make a sound, he dies, 1532 01:22:47,871 --> 01:22:49,662 you die, and that little boy 1533 01:22:49,662 --> 01:22:51,732 sleeping upstairs dies. 1534 01:22:51,732 --> 01:22:52,910 I'm gonna do it right in front 1535 01:22:52,910 --> 01:22:54,864 of you, do you understand me? 1536 01:22:54,864 --> 01:22:55,697 - [George] Yes. 1537 01:22:55,697 --> 01:22:56,780 - Okay, shhh. 1538 01:23:10,355 --> 01:23:12,188 How much do I owe you? 1539 01:23:13,634 --> 01:23:15,291 - This is gonna sound a little weird, 1540 01:23:15,291 --> 01:23:16,947 see I'm a friend of George's and 1541 01:23:16,947 --> 01:23:18,406 I just bought the pizza off the 1542 01:23:18,406 --> 01:23:19,671 delivery guy as he was coming to 1543 01:23:19,671 --> 01:23:20,890 the door so I could deliver it to 1544 01:23:20,890 --> 01:23:23,030 her myself, so I just wanted to 1545 01:23:23,030 --> 01:23:25,514 come in and give it to her. 1546 01:23:25,514 --> 01:23:27,484 - Yeah, please, come on in. 1547 01:23:27,484 --> 01:23:29,234 - [Steven] All right. 1548 01:23:34,475 --> 01:23:37,193 (dramatic sting) 1549 01:23:37,193 --> 01:23:39,860 (thunder booms) 1550 01:23:46,129 --> 01:23:50,296 - Well, he wanted to surprise you, so here you go. 1551 01:23:51,530 --> 01:23:53,113 - Did you kill him? 1552 01:23:54,488 --> 01:23:55,738 - I don't know. 1553 01:23:56,666 --> 01:23:57,499 I hope so. 1554 01:23:59,194 --> 01:24:00,528 Yeah. 1555 01:24:00,528 --> 01:24:02,649 Yeah, I'm pretty sure. 1556 01:24:02,649 --> 01:24:04,732 - Why are you doing this? 1557 01:24:06,313 --> 01:24:08,230 - They always ask that. 1558 01:24:09,785 --> 01:24:11,701 - Do you even know why? 1559 01:24:11,701 --> 01:24:13,519 - What kind of question is that? 1560 01:24:13,519 --> 01:24:14,437 Huh? 1561 01:24:14,437 --> 01:24:17,153 Do I look like some sort of ignorant thug to you? 1562 01:24:17,153 --> 01:24:21,967 I do this because it is what I do, it's in my blood. 1563 01:24:21,967 --> 01:24:23,480 I do this because it gives me a 1564 01:24:23,480 --> 01:24:26,009 feeling I can't find anywhere else. 1565 01:24:26,009 --> 01:24:26,842 - Why? 1566 01:24:28,031 --> 01:24:29,428 - I dumped my brother's corpse 1567 01:24:29,428 --> 01:24:32,145 at the bottom of a cliff. 1568 01:24:32,145 --> 01:24:33,143 - What? 1569 01:24:33,143 --> 01:24:35,879 - You really thought I didn't know? 1570 01:24:35,879 --> 01:24:38,136 I mean I've been to therapy. 1571 01:24:38,136 --> 01:24:41,735 I've talked it out, I have books, I have Google. 1572 01:24:41,735 --> 01:24:45,526 Your smugness is really offensive to me! 1573 01:24:45,526 --> 01:24:47,438 Try walking for five minutes in my 1574 01:24:47,438 --> 01:24:49,346 fucking shoes before you go grandstand 1575 01:24:49,346 --> 01:24:52,346 telling me what I can and cannot do! 1576 01:24:53,963 --> 01:24:57,021 - I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that at all. 1577 01:24:57,021 --> 01:24:58,471 - You watch two episodes of Oprah and 1578 01:24:58,471 --> 01:24:59,981 all of a sudden you're a fucking 1579 01:24:59,981 --> 01:25:02,648 expert, shut your fucking mouth! 1580 01:25:05,313 --> 01:25:06,313 - I'm sorry. 1581 01:25:09,416 --> 01:25:13,583 - I'm gonna eat your pizza and then I'm gonna kill you. 1582 01:25:29,092 --> 01:25:31,251 (gasps) 1583 01:25:31,251 --> 01:25:34,251 - Oh my God, are you there, come on. 1584 01:25:35,361 --> 01:25:36,820 - George? 1585 01:25:36,820 --> 01:25:38,089 Hey. 1586 01:25:38,089 --> 01:25:39,502 - Hey buddy, it looks like you got hit 1587 01:25:39,502 --> 01:25:42,164 in the head pretty hard, can you stand up? 1588 01:25:42,164 --> 01:25:43,612 - I don't know. 1589 01:25:43,612 --> 01:25:46,169 I feel like I'm standing up already. 1590 01:25:46,169 --> 01:25:51,106 - Please, you have to get up, we have to get untied. 1591 01:25:51,106 --> 01:25:52,417 - My arms can't work. 1592 01:25:52,417 --> 01:25:53,694 - They're tied behind your back, 1593 01:25:53,694 --> 01:25:55,315 come on, you can get up. 1594 01:25:55,315 --> 01:25:57,304 - I don't think I can. 1595 01:25:57,304 --> 01:25:58,387 - Please try. 1596 01:26:05,114 --> 01:26:06,886 - I'm sorry. 1597 01:26:06,886 --> 01:26:09,243 I don't thin I can. 1598 01:26:09,243 --> 01:26:11,233 - Take deep breaths. 1599 01:26:11,233 --> 01:26:13,483 (coughing) 1600 01:26:17,439 --> 01:26:18,272 - Sorry. 1601 01:26:19,304 --> 01:26:20,971 I really wanna help. 1602 01:26:28,410 --> 01:26:29,625 - Steven? 1603 01:26:29,625 --> 01:26:32,292 Steven, come on, come on, buddy. 1604 01:26:39,954 --> 01:26:42,807 Okay, I sell you pot, right? 1605 01:26:42,807 --> 01:26:45,605 You like that, what else do you like to do for fun? 1606 01:26:45,605 --> 01:26:47,926 - What, I don't know. 1607 01:26:47,926 --> 01:26:51,381 - Like, what did you do when you were younger? 1608 01:26:51,381 --> 01:26:53,452 Where'd you go to school? 1609 01:26:53,452 --> 01:26:54,952 - I went to, to... 1610 01:26:55,816 --> 01:26:57,949 - I went to Hamilton. 1611 01:26:57,949 --> 01:26:58,866 I hated it. 1612 01:27:00,379 --> 01:27:01,756 - Why? 1613 01:27:01,756 --> 01:27:04,506 - School was awful, it was awful. 1614 01:27:05,617 --> 01:27:09,090 (dramatic sting) 1615 01:27:09,090 --> 01:27:12,588 When I was 12 I only had one tit. 1616 01:27:12,588 --> 01:27:13,421 - What? 1617 01:27:14,984 --> 01:27:17,673 - Like I developed, one was bigger 1618 01:27:17,673 --> 01:27:20,219 for a week or a month or whatever, 1619 01:27:20,219 --> 01:27:22,719 I had one tit and one not tit. 1620 01:27:24,043 --> 01:27:25,474 All the kids made fun of me, 1621 01:27:25,474 --> 01:27:27,371 it stuck even after I had evened 1622 01:27:27,371 --> 01:27:29,755 out and they would always laugh 1623 01:27:29,755 --> 01:27:33,141 at me and call me Biggie Smalls. 1624 01:27:33,141 --> 01:27:34,867 - That sucks. 1625 01:27:34,867 --> 01:27:36,210 - I started dressing in black 1626 01:27:36,210 --> 01:27:38,269 to hide my body, I started playing 1627 01:27:38,269 --> 01:27:40,742 drums, I would play music with 1628 01:27:40,742 --> 01:27:43,279 all my spare time, and I started joining 1629 01:27:43,279 --> 01:27:45,159 every band in school. 1630 01:27:45,159 --> 01:27:46,483 - That's really cool. 1631 01:27:46,483 --> 01:27:48,274 I didn't know you played. 1632 01:27:48,274 --> 01:27:50,036 - I guess it's cool. 1633 01:27:50,036 --> 01:27:52,484 I just didn't want people close to me. 1634 01:27:52,484 --> 01:27:54,509 Everybody always hurt me, my mom, 1635 01:27:54,509 --> 01:27:56,173 my brother, my sister. 1636 01:27:56,173 --> 01:27:58,066 Anytime they would try to talk 1637 01:27:58,066 --> 01:28:00,728 to me I would just play drums louder. 1638 01:28:00,728 --> 01:28:02,061 - I'm sorry. 1639 01:28:02,061 --> 01:28:05,557 - They all think I'm a fuckup 'cause I didn't try. 1640 01:28:05,557 --> 01:28:07,519 I didn't try in school, I didn't try 1641 01:28:07,519 --> 01:28:10,436 to get a job, but I'm not, damn it. 1642 01:28:11,460 --> 01:28:13,765 Now I'm gonna die in this garage and 1643 01:28:13,765 --> 01:28:15,332 my sister's kid's gonna die too 1644 01:28:15,332 --> 01:28:18,481 and it's gonna be all my fault. 1645 01:28:18,481 --> 01:28:20,998 George's final fuckup. 1646 01:28:20,998 --> 01:28:22,286 - I'm really sorry. 1647 01:28:22,286 --> 01:28:25,367 - Don't be sorry, just get up and untie me. 1648 01:28:25,367 --> 01:28:27,754 If you do, I'll put you on the list 1649 01:28:27,754 --> 01:28:30,002 at my band's next show, I'll buy you 1650 01:28:30,002 --> 01:28:33,018 a beer, I'll even sit with you. 1651 01:28:33,018 --> 01:28:34,933 - Like a date? 1652 01:28:34,933 --> 01:28:36,660 - Dude, honestly? 1653 01:28:36,660 --> 01:28:38,946 I'm gay, I thought I was pretty clear 1654 01:28:38,946 --> 01:28:41,946 on that, but I mean we can hang out. 1655 01:28:48,079 --> 01:28:49,496 - Still worth it. 1656 01:28:54,619 --> 01:28:55,452 - Nice. 1657 01:29:03,512 --> 01:29:04,345 - Ow. 1658 01:29:07,568 --> 01:29:08,712 - [George] Thanks, buddy. 1659 01:29:08,712 --> 01:29:09,545 - Yeah. 1660 01:29:12,189 --> 01:29:15,528 (thunder booms) 1661 01:29:15,528 --> 01:29:18,195 (ominous music) 1662 01:29:36,043 --> 01:29:37,436 - Did you honestly think I couldn't 1663 01:29:37,436 --> 01:29:40,026 hear you two gabbing in the garage? 1664 01:29:40,026 --> 01:29:41,943 It's like 20 feet away. 1665 01:29:43,322 --> 01:29:44,898 Well it looks like you're alone, so I 1666 01:29:44,898 --> 01:29:47,901 guess his injuries are as bad as I thought. 1667 01:29:47,901 --> 01:29:49,151 So that's good. 1668 01:29:50,377 --> 01:29:53,127 You know, I'm not stupid, George. 1669 01:29:55,137 --> 01:29:55,970 I'm smart. 1670 01:29:59,085 --> 01:30:00,752 Very smart actually. 1671 01:30:03,547 --> 01:30:05,403 - I'm not afraid of you. 1672 01:30:05,403 --> 01:30:07,986 I don't wanna be afraid of you. 1673 01:30:14,680 --> 01:30:16,460 - It's time. 1674 01:30:16,460 --> 01:30:19,788 - Fuck your fucking face, asshole! 1675 01:30:19,788 --> 01:30:22,184 (whimpering) 1676 01:30:22,184 --> 01:30:24,267 (grunts) 1677 01:30:26,971 --> 01:30:30,221 (police radio chatter) 1678 01:30:42,065 --> 01:30:44,809 - Thank you again for your cooperation. 1679 01:30:44,809 --> 01:30:46,024 We've been on the hunt for this 1680 01:30:46,024 --> 01:30:47,962 man for over a year now. 1681 01:30:47,962 --> 01:30:50,138 It's a lot of lost sleep. 1682 01:30:50,138 --> 01:30:53,342 It's a lot of missed birthday parties. 1683 01:30:53,342 --> 01:30:55,996 With your testimony, I think we have a slam dunk. 1684 01:30:55,996 --> 01:30:57,301 Your friend's on the way to the ER, 1685 01:30:57,301 --> 01:31:00,084 he looks rough, but I think he'll make it. 1686 01:31:00,084 --> 01:31:02,250 Is there anything else I can do for you? 1687 01:31:02,250 --> 01:31:03,500 - No, I'm okay. 1688 01:31:04,928 --> 01:31:05,761 - Thank you. 1689 01:31:05,761 --> 01:31:06,761 - Thank you. 1690 01:31:09,491 --> 01:31:10,574 - I love you. 1691 01:31:12,812 --> 01:31:13,645 Thank you. 1692 01:31:19,239 --> 01:31:20,984 - George, I wanna thank you so much 1693 01:31:20,984 --> 01:31:22,243 for going above and beyond the 1694 01:31:22,243 --> 01:31:24,844 call of duty to protect my child. 1695 01:31:24,844 --> 01:31:27,344 I just have to know one thing. 1696 01:31:29,312 --> 01:31:31,607 Was it the serial murderer that gave my 1697 01:31:31,607 --> 01:31:34,857 son a piece of Laffy Taffy after 10 PM? 1698 01:31:43,144 --> 01:31:45,977 (crowd murmuring) 1699 01:32:11,971 --> 01:32:14,388 (rock music) 1700 01:32:24,363 --> 01:32:26,867 ♫ Well I'm down 1701 01:32:26,867 --> 01:32:30,915 ♫ Oh don't you wrestle me to the Earth now 1702 01:32:30,915 --> 01:32:33,542 ♫ Well I'm down 1703 01:32:33,542 --> 01:32:38,446 ♫ And I'm collapsing through the Earth now 1704 01:32:38,446 --> 01:32:41,515 ♫ Well I'm down on the ground 1705 01:32:41,515 --> 01:32:44,761 ♫ And I'm clowning around 1706 01:32:44,761 --> 01:32:48,058 ♫ Well I'm down on the ground 1707 01:32:48,058 --> 01:32:51,278 ♫ And I'm clowning around 1708 01:32:51,278 --> 01:32:53,223 ♫ Down 1709 01:32:53,223 --> 01:32:56,963 ♫ Don't you wrestle me to the Earth now 1710 01:32:56,963 --> 01:32:59,713 ♫ Well I'm down 1711 01:33:02,094 --> 01:33:04,594 (alarm beeps) 1712 01:33:14,382 --> 01:33:16,657 - Great, well you know, it's been awhile since 1713 01:33:16,657 --> 01:33:20,776 I saw you and I just thought that maybe... 1714 01:33:20,776 --> 01:33:21,995 (coughing) 1715 01:33:21,995 --> 01:33:23,912 Right, yeah yeah, okay. 1716 01:33:24,928 --> 01:33:28,852 So what time do you think you'll be done with, oh. 1717 01:33:28,852 --> 01:33:31,019 Yeah, no, no, that's cool. 1718 01:33:33,028 --> 01:33:34,719 Yeah, yeah. 1719 01:33:34,719 --> 01:33:37,993 Yeah, I am talking to you on a landline. 1720 01:33:37,993 --> 01:33:41,243 Right, yeah I know, I know, so maybe... 1721 01:33:43,302 --> 01:33:44,850 Well when are... 1722 01:33:44,850 --> 01:33:45,875 Okay. 1723 01:33:45,875 --> 01:33:49,185 No no, hey, no, cool, it's cool, all right. 1724 01:33:49,185 --> 01:33:50,689 I'll talk... 1725 01:33:50,689 --> 01:33:51,522 Hello? 1726 01:33:57,019 --> 01:33:59,497 ♫ Well I'm down 1727 01:33:59,497 --> 01:34:04,320 ♫ And I'm collapsing through the Earth now 1728 01:34:04,320 --> 01:34:08,324 ♫ Well I'm down on the ground ♫ 1729 01:34:08,324 --> 01:34:12,241 ♫ Now that the night has ended 1730 01:34:14,694 --> 01:34:18,777 ♫ Now that the evening's through 1731 01:34:20,642 --> 01:34:25,332 ♫ Although I don't wanna do what I have to 1732 01:34:25,332 --> 01:34:29,499 ♫ It's time to try and say goodbye to you 1733 01:34:38,331 --> 01:34:42,498 ♫ Now that the lights have all been turned on 1734 01:34:44,604 --> 01:34:48,187 ♫ The time flew by somehow 1735 01:34:50,614 --> 01:34:55,436 ♫ Although I don't want to take a final bow 1736 01:34:55,436 --> 01:34:59,603 ♫ It's time to try and say goodbye for now 1737 01:35:07,703 --> 01:35:11,870 ♫ Hands on the clock keep ticking 1738 01:35:14,108 --> 01:35:18,108 ♫ My watch is no friend of mine 1739 01:35:19,607 --> 01:35:23,774 ♫ That's one set of hands that are pointless to hold 1740 01:35:24,797 --> 01:35:28,964 ♫ It won't have me slow down time again 1741 01:35:36,595 --> 01:35:40,762 ♫ Let me repeat until we meet again 1742 01:35:47,925 --> 01:35:50,592 ♫ Let me repeat 1743 01:35:52,532 --> 01:35:55,199 ♫ Until we meet 1744 01:35:57,606 --> 01:36:01,189 ♫ Again ♫ 1745 01:36:07,625 --> 01:36:09,958 - [Voiceover] Thanks, Lenny. 1746 01:36:14,258 --> 01:36:17,070 - Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, you'll barely feel it. 1747 01:36:17,070 --> 01:36:18,153 JK, no murds. 1748 01:36:19,129 --> 01:36:21,370 (laughing)